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Barbedwire Bash HC Championship The show begins with a huge blast of pyro from the stage.
TheMan - Welcome ladies and gentlemen to one of the AWFs biggest ppv showes of the year, Barbedwire Bash!! I wanna take this moment to introduce my commentary replacement for the evening, Good old Jr!!! **Jr walks out and down to the announce table and takes his place as TheMan walks back to the locker room** Heyman - Glad to see you Jr , this is going to be a show that none of us will forget, I predict that the AWF is about to be takin to THE EXTREME!!! Jr- Thank you Mr Heyman and might I say it is a pleasure to be back in the AWF , Our ring announcer Stacy Wylde is in the ring and ready to announce the first contest of the show! Stacy - Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is a Money in the bank match, the rules are simple, the only way to win this match is to climb a ladder up to the breifcase hanging from the ceiling and pull it down , the man that can do that will be the winner of The Money in the Bank allowing that person a shot at the World Heavy Weight Championship any 1 time they want it within the 2006 year. At this time will the following men come to the ring, D Dawg , Johnny Rotten, Ryan Summers, Styles Preditor, Edge & HBK Sweet Andrew ! **All of them walk out to the ring** Stacy - The rules to this match are, the first man to climb a ladder and grab the breifcase and yank it down and hold onto it is the winner! **Just as she is finishing D Dawg slams HBK in the back of his head and then he jumps on him punching him in the face until HBK is bleeding** Jr - The carnage has already started folks and you Heyman could be correct , this could be one for the books! Heyman - I have been looking forward to this match for the entire length of the card! Jr - HBK is laying on the flor bloody and unconscious, I wonder if he can even get back into this one, Johnny Rotten and Ryan Summers are toe to toe folks, blow after blow and Rotten slides outta the ring to the floor and Summers follows him, they keep fighting on the outside of the ring! Heyman - Meanwhile in the ring which is the only place that anyone in this match can win, D Dawg is taking his time with Edge , they lock up and Edge is slammed to the mat , D Dawg don't waiste time taunting Oooooooooooooooh !!!!!!!!!! Jr - To late Paul E, D Dawg just took a viscious chair shot in the back from Preditor and Styles jumps on Dawg landing rights and lefts to the back of Dawgs head, This is pure carnage ladies and gentlemen, you might wanna send the kids to bed! Heyman - We have HBK, D Dawg both men favored to win this match up laying down and knocked out, can you believe this folks , the AWF is headed to THE EXTREME!!!!!! **Edge clotheslines Preditor and Styles at the sametime and covers Styles** Ref - 1-2-,,,,,NOOOOO! Jr - My God that was close, Edge almost pinned Styles! Heyman - That would have made history Jr, a very close pin! Jr - Edge is livid and in the refs face, cmon damn it Edge, it isn't his fault you can't pin the guy! **Edge punches the ref in the nose and knocks him out** Heyman - Holy Shit Jr, the Ref has just been knocked out! Jr - Someone in the back please, send another ref out here for some damn order! **Seeing what happened HBK who was laying and playing possum on the floor , he jumps to his feet and faces Preditor and begins to warm up the band** Jr - Here comes a Ref and folks, the fat lady may be about to start singing as HBK is warmin up the band! Heyman - I can hear some sweet chin music startin to play! **HBKSuper Kicks Edge and knocks him out then looks under the ring** Jr - I think we all know what he is doing now. Heyman - Sure do Jr, he is getting a ladder out for the win! Jr - HBK slides the ladder in the ring and gets in himself, he is now setting it up and is having a hard time to get it locked, OH MY GOD NO!!!! **D Dawg jumps off the top turnbuckle and front kicks HBK in the side of the head knocking him back out of the ring** Heyman - Cmon Dawg, Set it up and win!!!! **Styles slides in the ring and as D Dawg is climbing Styles shoves the ladder from the side and it falls sending Dawg out of the ring and he lands on the commentators table shattering it into splinters and knocking Heyman out** Jr - My God, I think Heyman is out, the table is shattered and D Dawg is bleeding badly from the forehead because he landed on the table and his head ran into Paul Heymans Head who is also bleeding badly, we need EMTs out here Immediatly! Styles is now climbing the ladder andhas reached the top and is reaching for the breifcase, I think he has it NOOOOOO I don't believe it, out of nowherePreditor jumps on the ladder and sticks to it like a Spider would a wall and is now punching Styles who is not able to get the case down! Heyman - Oooo, what happened, I feel terrible.... Jr - You should you had a meeting of the so called minds with D Dawg! Preditor has stopped the attempt to win by Styles and both men and the ladder fall down and they land on the ropes bouncing to the concrete floor , what a match !!!!!!!!! Heyman - HBK is putting the ladder back in the ring but Edge is there to stop him from climbing it and both Edge and HBK are in each others face , I LOVE this match! Jr - Johnny Rotten and Ryan Summers are still fighting and it is styarting to look like a High School type of fight with the wild punches and slapping in the mouth, they hate each other and OH MY GOD!!! HBK just flew over the top rope and cross bodied both Rotten and Summers to the ground and the crowd loudly cheers the stunt like maneuver by HBK! Heyman - This match is almost out of control , it is no longer attempting Extreme but has surpassed it completly! Jr - Here we go again Jr Styles is comin to get D Dawg , DAWG KICKS STYLES!!!! Jr - D Dawg tosses Styles into the steps that are in the corner of the ring and then on the concrete floor performs the taqulia Sunrise to Styles & Styles is down, LOOK AT DAWG, He is incredibally insaine right now! **D Dawg lets out a scream as if he was in a battle for his life and he gets up in the ring and sets the ladder up and starts to climb it** Jr - D Dawg is bloody and slown down from the beginning of this match but he is still trying to win, what guts what testostecular fortitude from the lad out of Dub C, PA! Heyman - D Dawg is about to get a shot at the World Championship , WAIT, Edge is climbing the ladder, he pulls on Dawgs leg! Jr - Dawg kicks Edge in the face and Edge falls to the mat, D Dawg grabs the breif case and he falls to the mat with his trophy MY GOD D Dawg has won! Stacy - Your winner and New Hardcore Champion ,,, D Dawg!!!!!
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_______________________________________________________________ Jr - That was on hellashish match, definatly one for the books ! Heyman - Those men gave it everything they had and HBK still has one more match to do yet tonight! Jr - This next contest involves a man that is making his come back debut and I have to think he is ready to stomp a mudhole up someones ass! Stacy - This next contest is set for 1 fall with a 10 minute time limit. Coming to the ring first is the Sherriff of the AWF, He is Stone Cold Steve Austin!!
Stacy - His opponant is, The Knight!!!!! Jr - We have a new comer and a return visitor! Heyman - We get to see why this kid Knight is here and if SCSA still has what it takes to win here. Jr - The bell rings and the 2 men lock up collar and elbow, Knight gets the upper hand being the stronger of the 2 men and shoves Austin to the mat and The Rattlesnake has a pissed off look on his face! Heyman - Steve Austin has never been known for brute strength but his toughness is legendary! Jr - Austin getting to his feet and he tells Knight to bring it on, they lock up again and Knight shoves Austin again and Steve bounces off the ropes , Kick STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER!!!!!!
Heyman - Austin Covers! Ref - 1-2-3 Winner Austin by pinfall!
Jr - My God Austin is still as fast as a Rattlesnake and he just bit The Knight and took him out! ________________________________________________________________
_________________________________________________________________ Heyman - This next match is going to be bloody, deadly and very violant Jr. Jr - This is definatly all that Heyman, the cage is dropping to theground to surround the ring and it is completly wrapped in barbedwire, if you have a weak stomach or ajust don't like violance , this match will offend you but for the most part , this will be one of the best match ups in history! Stacy - This next match is a Barbedwire Cage match with no time limit, the only ways to win are to escape the cage , pinfall or submission. Coming down the isle , from parts unknown, he is Phreak!
Stacy - Also coming down the isle , his opponant, Danny Hazen!!!
Stacy - The 3rd man down the isle is from Hollywood Florida, Head Banger Mike!!!
Stacy - Their 4th and final opponant, the owner of the AWF, a 7 time AWF World heavy weight Champion, TheMan!!!!!!!!
Jr - This is a match that will be in all the history books , with names like Phreak, Haze, TheMan, HBM, how can it not be including the fact that the Barbedwire cage is a first here in the AWF! Heyman - All 4 men are inside and the ref is locking the door! Jr - An onimous site all that barbedwire, kind of scary looking. **As the door closes, Phreak leans back into one of the corners and begins to laugh, then he points at TheMan and stops laughing and scowls then screams loudly as he runs at TheMan** Jr - Phreak is rushing TheMan and TheMan back tosses the sadistic one over the ropes into the side of the steel cage and the barbedwire begins to tear at his leather coat and his hair gets stuck in it and Phreak is screaming in pain! Heyman - OH MY GOD That has to hurt I don't care who you are, when your flesh is tearing and your hair being pulled out and you can't stop it, Now THAT IS EXTREME!!!! **TheMan walksover to Phreak and begins to push back on Phreak and then Phreak pulls back on TheMan and slings him into the barbedwire cage wall face first and TheMan begins to bleed** Jr - This is going to be gruesome, Hazen and HBM are slugging it out as TheMan and Phreak both lay on the mat bloody andin pain, Hazen connects with a straight left hand and HBM is out cold, what a left hand that was! Heyman - Phreak is obsessed with TheMan and he is looking at him and mimiking the blood that is streaming down Themans face, what a sicko! Jr - You know he was DQd in the SIC challenge and ever since Phreak has been in that bipolared state of mind, he has TheMan up and he begins to rub the forehead of Man against the barbedwire Steel fencing and Theman is getting angry, he manages to get a hold of Phreaks hair and uses it for leverage, Now he is screaming in Phreaks face! TheMan - I CAN'T FEEL IT MAN!!!!! You aren't good enough to beat me jack ass! **At that moment Danny Hazen round house kicks both TheMan and Phreak in their heads knocking Phreak down and TheMan back into the steel cage with his back.** Heyman - Danny Hazen is showing why he deserves to be in this match, he is tough and has the skills of a 5th degree martial artist, one hell of a tough man! Jr - I can't disagree with that he is surly double tough! Hazen now the only man on his feet and he smiles at the camera and reaches down for HBM , My God no! **HBM pulls on Hazens trunks and he slams face first into the side of the steel cage and he is busted open from the wire** Heyman - We are barely 5 minutes into this match and everyone but HBM is busted open! Jr - This is the most brutal match I have witnessed in my 25 yrs of calling matches Paul, HBM now he is on his feet and Phreak is as well, this is a match up of 2 men that purely hate each other! Heyman - Phreak has no respect for HBM and HBM resents that , I believe these 2 men are about to settle what ever it is they have against each other! Jr - They lock up collar and elbow, pushing back and forth and it seems to be a stand off, THEMAN, Oh my GOD TheMan just shoved them both to the other side of the ring and HBM is now the last man to leak blood all over the ring and he is screaming and falls down in agony! **Hazen notices that TheMan Phreak and HBM are away from the door and he attempts to exit via the door, he tells the ref outside the ring to open the door and TheMan hears it so he runs at Hazen and receives a kick in the nuts for doing so** Jr - The grape fruits of TheMan are now swelled beyond belief and Hazen is making his way to the opened door of the steel cage! Heyman - He isn't going to make it cuz Phreak has caught him and scorpion death drops him and goes for the cover! Ref - 1 - 2 - noooooooooooo Jr - Hazen kicks out! Heyman - Hazen is proving to me right here in this match that he is truly one of the best fighters in the World today! Jr - TheMan is now finally back to his feet and he kicks HBM in the side of the head then he drags him over to the fence and begins to rub his forehead on the barbedwire that is concentrated in one area of the steel fencing, HBM is screaming like a lil baby and now Phreak joins TheMan in the destrustion of HBM, this is very intense! Heyman - 2 men that hate each other beating the hell out of another man they both hate just as much, where the hell else can you see action like this? Jr - I doubt there is another company world wide that has action such as this! **Phreak and TheMan have destroyed HBM and they start in on each other striking with blow after blow and as they do so, Hazen has found a sledge hammer and he picks it up ** Jr - My God, he has the Hammer and he is gonna use it! Heyman - Phreak is crazed, blood all over his face and the makeup is gone, but he knocks the sledgehammer out of his hands but takes a kick to the knee and he falls to the mat in serious pain! **HBM is slowly coming to and notices that noone is paying attention to him and starts to crawl to the door, the ref is opening it.** Jr - This could be it , HBM is making his way to the door slowly! Heyman - He will never make it, TheMan now sees HBM and he bounces of the second rope and performs a backwards air assault landing on HBM's back driving the air out of him, THEMAN COVERS!!! Ref - 1 - 2 - noooooooo Kick Out! Jr - Danny Hazen breaks it up & TheMan is a little hot under the collar! Heyman - Oh Man I have seen this before with TheMan, when he begins to shake like this he becomes impervious to pain and can't be stopped, much like Hulk Hogan , he begins to shake but he doesn't do this to get the crowd into it , but to kick the living crap outta the person he is facing! Jr - Danny Hazen is facing TheMan for the first time and he is getting the idea that TheMan is truely a legend in this buissness, WOW , Hazen has taken TheMan down by grabbing and twisting his leg which to me looked very painfull! Heyman - Considering that TheMan has had many knee problems through his career! Jr - I have had the pleasure of calling everyone of his matches to date Paul E and I will say that it is a wonder that he is more than 7 times World Champ because he is so versital & can do just about any style in the book! **Phreak is just now coming too, and realizes what is goin on, he gets to his feet and decides to climb the cage so he begins up the side of the cage and everytime he grabs the fence to pull himself up the barbedwire cuts through his gloves until his hands are all cut up and bleeding so much his grip is lost and he falls to the mat where HBM is waiting for him and he covers Phreak** Ref - 1 - 2 - nooooooooooooo kick out! Jr - Phreak almost lost to the one man he has no respect for! Heyman - That is a lesson that needs learned in the AWF, you can't over look anyone or you could really pay the price! Jr - Phreak is now up in HBMs face while TheMan is pounding on Danny Hazens forehead, I truely believe all 4 men are some of the greatest talent we have ever seen in the AWF! Heyman - Phreak is losing his mind, he has gone Bi Polar once again! Jr - I think Phreak is ready for the west wing in Bellvue New York! Heyman - TheMan has basically knocked Hazen out and he gets up and performs a modified Diamond cutter to Phreak leaving HBM and TheMan alone! Jr - HBM heads for the wall and begins to climb, but TheMan has a differant plan and heads to the door! **As HBM climbs the cage wall fighting the barbedwire the entire way, but TheMan has the outside ref open the door** Jr - This is gonna be it! **As Theman steps out of the ring , HBM attempts to climb down but his leg gets caught up in the barbedwire and he is hanging upside down when TheMans foot hits the floor!** Jr - TheMan has just won! My God!!!! Stacy - Here is your winner, TheMan!!!!
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___________________________________________________________________ Jr - I think that we have just witnessed a match that will never be forgotten by anye especially the 4 men that participated in it! Heyman - The next match is gonna take it's toll on HBK because he already lost the money in the bank match and now he will face the ceribrial assaine! Stacy - This next match is set for 1 fall or submission and has a 15 minute time limit, the winner will become the number 1 contender to the US Championship! Coming to the ring first , Triple H!!!
Stacy - his opponant is walking down the isle now, HBK Sweeet Andrew!
Jr - The bell rings and this one is underway! The 2 men lock up collar and elbow HHH is 100% in shape right now and it is showing as HBK is being pushed around like a rag doll by the 1 time AWF World Champion! Heyman - I can't see HBK winning this after the MITB match earlier tonight, he took one hell of a beating! Jr - HBK can prove alot of people wrong right now in this match by defeating HHH but at the moment HHH has HBK down on the mat in a headlock and not a bad stradegy by HHH taking the energy from the mind of HBK who is already one match worn down tonight! **HHH begins to yell at HBK and it doesn't do anything but feul HBKs desire to win** Jr - HBK now fighting back with pure heart, he gets to his feet but HHH still hanging on to his head, elbow to the gut of HHH releases HBK from the headlock and HBK still hanging on and backk hand punches and now HBK runs at the ropes and spring boards back off the second rope elbowing HHH right in the kisser! Heyman - This man HBK has so much fight in him , I reallyhave to rethink who I pick as the winner! Jr - HHH now laying on his back and HBK gets up to the top turnbuckle , he flies down to land his elbow right on the chest cavity of HHH, he covers him! Ref - 1- 2- 3 Winner, HBK by pinfall!
Jr - My God My God, I don't believe it, HBK has done it he beat HHH to become the #1 contender for the AWF US Championship which he will take part in at Glory 5 which is our next card, we will return after this message! _________________________________________________________________
__________________________________________________________________ **Backstage the cameras are following Stacy Wylde, Stacy - I am not sure what has happened here but we are getting word that Mr USA has been attacked in his own private locker Room! **The camera focus's down on Mr USA who is barely able to sit up on his own** EMT - Mr USA , can you hear me? Sir, can you please respond? (Very dizzy and staggering)Mr USA - Get out of my way I have to defend my title! Heyman - Ladies and Gentlemen, since Stacy is back stage, I will introduce this next match up , Coming down the isle is , Mr Perfect! Heyman - His opponant is the United States Champion, Mr USA!!!
Jr - Thius is not right, Mr USA can barley stand but did walk to the ring , time will only tell what kind of shape USA is in for this match up! Heyman - I have the footage as why USA is hurt and it showes he was attacked by Lucifire of S O S! Jr - LUCIFIRE? I thought he was in prison for the murder of Vandel Anarch? Heyman - Well, Jr the video recording doesn't lie, it showes him beating on USA until he goes unconscious! Jr - Perfect is stalking Mr USA and he reaches down and grabs USA by the ankle pulling on it sending Mr USA to the mat on his back and Perfect like a rabid animal is all over him as he is lying on the mat helpless! **Perfectlifts USA up and he short clotheslines USA, then he picks him up again** Jr - I think we are about to, YES, Perfect Plexfor the pin! Ref - 1 - 2 - 3 Winner and new US Champion, Mr Perfect!! Jr - I have to believe that the attack of Lucifire on Mr USA played a huge part in the outcome of this match, but never the less Perfect stomped a mudhole in USA's plans for tonight, be back in 2 in 2 ___________________________________________________________________
___________________________________________________________________ Jr - Folks , everytime I think we have seen it all here in the AWF, something else happens top shock me almost to death! Heyman - I said it at the beginning Jr, The AWF IS GOING TO THE EXTREME!!!!!! Stacy - The next contest has no time limit and is for 1 fall or submission for the AWF World Heavy Weight Championship! Coming to the ring first is the former AWF World champion, Crisis!!!!
Stacy - His opponant and defending World Champion Cryptonite!
Jr - I expect this match is going to be intense and hard fought, both men really want the 25 pounds of Gold that is the AWF World title belt! Heyman - I talked with both men before the show started and they both said basically the same thing, that they respect the ability of each other but will give it all they have to become the AWF World Champion! Jr - The bell rings and both men go nose to nose for a stare down contest, who will move first? **They stare into each others eyes and Crypto is first to speak** Crypto - This is it big man, the chance you begged for and now it is time for you to step aside and let me be champion! **Crisis says nothing but instead he pushes Crypto in the chest and Crypto flies into the turnbuckle slamming his back and then falling on his face and the crowd cheers the evil one!** Jr - I think that really tells the story of strength and Crypto must out maneuver Crisis to have any chance at all IMO! Heyman - Crypto is a crafty compeditor, he is not out until the final bell rings! **Crisis pulls Crypto up by his hair and lands a heavy punch to his gut then chops him on the chest followed by a quick uppercut to the jaw** Jr - Crisis is really taking it to the young Champion , he has the definate advantage in height and weight here! Heyman - Crisis walks over to Crypto and Crypto delivers a low blow, that has to hurt , I don't care who you are! Jr - Either the ref didn't see that or he is aware that everyone including TheMan , owner of the AWF wants to see a clear winner in this one! Heyman - Crypto will do anything to win this match including breaking the rules!!! Jr - This is another match I see being in the books! Heyman - Crypto is holding onto Crisis with an armbar, stretching Crisis's arm and taking his strength away, this man is a smart technical wrestler and he very seldom showes it as he is also a brutal street fighter! Jr - Crisis is wincing in pain as Crypto continues the armbar, Crisis now reaching for the bottom rope, can he get there, he is struggling to reach it ,YES, The ref calls for the break and an irrate Cryptonite is in the face of the referee complaining about his calling ability! Crypto - God Da*mit, that was a tap out, you suckman I will kick your as next time! Ref - Shut up or your DQd! **Crypto pushes the ref and he falls into a corner and hits his head on the steel turn buckle** Jr - We need a new Ref out here , somebody lease send out a referee! **TheMan steps out to the stage with a mic** TheMan - Alright thats it, this match must have a winner, no Dqs and falls count anywhere. Jr - It is about time , I have to give ups to TheMan for making this call! Heyman - Crypto is extremely upset with the call and pounds on the ref wh is already knocked out! Jr -Crisis walks up behind Crypto and pulls him off the Ref, Picks him up into the C - 3 position , He drops the top of his head down to the mat and makes a cover but there is no referee! **Crisis is looking around for a ref and there isn't one so hegets up and pulls Crypto out of the ring and puts him in a standing headlock dragging him backstage.** Jr - This match is going to end elsewhere! ** The skyntron showes Crisis yelling for a referee and one makes his out of their locker room** Jr - Crypto reaches under Crisis's legs and MY GOD HE Picks up the 300 + pounder and slams him to the cement floor , but Crisis holds onto his head and rolls over and back into position for a cover! Ref - 1 - 2 - Noooooooooooo kick out! Heyman - I don't think it is possible to get any closer than a win than that Jr! Jr - It sure was close, both men now on their feet and slugging it out, Crisis grabs Crypto and slings him into a stack of boxes that go flying every where, Crypto is taking one hell of a beating! Heyman - I didn't think we could top that last match up but in my oppinion, we are expiriencing that here right now! Jr - Only in the AWF, Crisis makes his way through the multiple boxes and finds Crypto but only to get a quick thumb to his right eye, he is in pain and Crisis grabs his eye feeling and making sure it is still in his head! **Crisis has had enough, hefinds Crypto who is trying to avoid Crisis and Crisis finds Crypto and nails him with 2 upper cuts knocking Crypto to the floor, he motions to Crypto that it is time for the win by cutting his throat with his own thumb, he pulls Crypto up and puts Cryptos head between his knees , he has him up and hits the Kill Switch, a modified Power bomb! Gets the cover, Ref - 1 -2 -3 Winner by pinfall Crisis! Stacy - Here is your winner and NEW AWF World Heavy Weight Champion, Crisis!!!!!
Jr - Folks , I can't remember a day when the AWF has had a show quite like this one! Heyman - It isn't over yet Jr, Crisis is doing it again only this time it is to Cryptonite! My God No! **Crisis ties Cryptonite to a cross and hoists it up in the air with a back stage wench**
Jr - I can't believe this is happening , but we are out of time here Indeed , don't forget Ladies and Gentlemen to tune in for Glory 5 on April 30, 2006 , for everyone here in the AWF we thank you for tuning in and wish you all a Good Night! **The End** |
