AWF Destruction  The show begins with AWFChris sitting at a desk in a office, AWFChris - Hello ladies and gentlemen, I am starting this show with a very special announcement concerning the Anarchy , Lucifire situation. We regret to say that Vandel Anarch has passed on as result of the actions of Lucifire & S O S in our warm up show freedom. We also regret to say that Lucifire of S O S has been taken into custody by the law enforcement , here is the footage **The clip shows Lucifire being put into  cuffs and stuffed in the backseat of the police car** Sgt Hoolihan  - Yes , this was an open and close situation, the man in the car did plan this out and he carried it out on  national tv, the only  question is at this point,, is Lucifire clinically insaine or not? Time will tell.  AWFChris - Formal charges of Murder 1 with conspiracy to commit  murder have been placed against Lucifire. The result of this is that  their match has been cancelled and we here at the AWF would like to appoligize to you the fans for having witnessed this cruel and violant action. We will do everything we can to keep these things from happening in the future, thank you all and please enjoy the show.... Paul Heyman - Well how do ya like that? Vandel Anarch is now dead and Lucifire is Prison bound, certainly  things that  create Destruction which is one of the many reasons this show is titled AWF Destruction! _______________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________ Stacy - Ladies and gentlemen, this first contest is for one fall and is a triple thret match, coming to the ring first, Danny Hazen!!! Stacy - His opponant, from parts unknown, Savage!!!! Stacy - Their final opponant , The Outsider!!! AWFChris - Ok, here we go . this match looks to be a really good one on paper, all 3 men have good resumes! Heyman - I am especially impressed with this man Hazen, he seems to have the heart of a champion and the AWF is just the place to  rise up and be known as a champion! AWFChris - Yes indeed,  Mr Hazen's reputation is very good and this match will tell all as the 3 men are in the ring  looking at each other, Savage now hits The Outsider and Hazen and Savage are now teaming up on him, these 2 men look to have an alliance of some kind. Heyman - I have seen this man Savage and he is not to be trusted , I hope that  Hazen knows this or he could end up in a bad way! AWFChris -  Every man for themsleves in this contest and Hazen and Savage now performing Teamed moves throwing Outsider into the ropes and a high back toss with The Outsider falling to the mat on his back Owwwwww, that has to hurt I don't care who you are! Heyman - This is exactly why I am drivin this table as an announcer Chris, this is a violant sport and no pun but as savage as it gets! AWFChris - Speaking of Savage, he has now turned against Hazen and the 2 men are exchanging blows, wait a minute, what the hell is this, a man with a hooded sweat shirt is getting in the ring  with a bat! Heyman - That is no ordinary man, Oh My God Chris, that is Phreak!!! **Phreak takes his hood down and he hits the Outsider with the bat and then  knocks Danny Hazen out in the middle of the ring with the bat as well** AWFChris - What the hell is he doing?!?!? Heyman - I believe he is trying to start a feud with Danny Hazen, for whatever reason, he just laid the man out cold and savage is headed up the ramp and the ref just called for the bell and has DQd The Outsider for some reason!!! Ref - The Outsider has been DQd for outside interference!!! **Phreak grabs the mic from the referee** Phreak - Oh Yea baby , you all had it wrong because I AM THE OUTSIDER DUMBASS!!!!! IT's SHOWTIME FOLKS!!!!!! WOAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! AWFChris - Hey buddy, who do you think you are , I am the owner and your not,,,, **Phreak knocks Chris out and leaves him layin on the floor!** **Cameras fade to commercial on AWFChris layin on the floor and Phreak  hovering over Danny Hazen pointing his bat at the camera.....** ________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________ AWFChris - I appoligize folks but  I may have some difficulties the rest of the show due to being  visciously  attacked by that bat Phreak had. Heyman - Phreak is now back in the AWF and has made one hell of a impact here tonight at Destruction by  starting what may be the best feud we have seen in the AWF in quite some time! AWFChris - I can say this, if Danny Hazen doesno beat Phreak at Glory 4, I will get in the ring for the first time ever and beat the holy hell outta that bastard!! Stacy - This next contest is for the Hardcore championship! Coming out to the ring first from Grenage Conneticut, HHH!! **HHH walks out to his flashing lights and Moterhead playing his entrance theme loudly through the arena  PA** Stacy - His opponant is the Hardcore Champion and is from Hollywood California, Headbanger Mike!!!!! AWFChris - This match up has been very  calm all week and I expect it to be a complete lopsided affair, HHH should be able to take HBM out without a problem. Heyman - Headbanger Mike has not been heard from all week and I think it is due to the fact that he is just plain scared of HHH. AWFChris - HHH & HBM now lock up collar and elbow HHH has the strength advantage and he shows it by  throwing Mike not only into the corner, but Mike bounces out of the corner and HHH slams his forearm into his head knocking him down to the mat, that is pure power indeed! Heyman - HHH is destined to be a great man here in AWF, he has the strength and the physic, only  thing left for him to prove is if he has the heart to do this as in the AWF it takes alot of heart to become legend here. AWFChris - So right Mr Heyman legends do get made with heart and strength but does he have the stamina? HHH now with a headlock on HBM and Mike is almost out completly and HHH now putting Mike head between his knees PEDIGREE!!!!!! Heyman - He covers Mike!!!! Ref 1-2-3 Winner HHH! AWFChris - Just that quickly we have a new Hardcore champion!!! __________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________________ AWFChris - This show is just getting started and I feel like it has been 3 shows! Heyman - I have yet to see a show with this much invlvement, this much devistation and this much activity! I LOVE IT!!!!!! Awfchris - The next match is a Tag Team match with the nations pride at stake, USA vs Iraq!!!! Stacy - The next contest is for 1 fall and is a Tag Team match with a 15 min time limit, coming to the ring first , representing the United States of America,, Mr Perfect & Mr USA!!!! Stacy - Thei opponantas Hail from the Middle East and Iraq, Hassan Hussaine & Allah Rahjan!!! AWFChris - I have been looking for this match for some time now as Hassan really runs his mouth a little too much  in my oppinion! Heyman - This is going to be an asskicking  of lifetime proportions! AWFChris - Mr Perfect not waisting  anytime as he rushes Allah and begins punching him the the head with a number of blows but the big man is not affected and he knocks  Perfect down with one chopping blow to the top of Davids head and Perfect gets up angry , he rushes Allah again and this time he drop kicks Allah knocking him down and out of the ring and Perfect is fired up , him and USA celebrate the small victory by  high fiving and in  comes Mr USA the pride of the United States of America!!!! **The crowd is cheering and chants of USA are loudly echoing throughout the arena and Hassan is very angry** Hassan - Shut up, I will not allow this to be happening! AAAAAAAAUGHH!!!!!! ** he charges Mr USA and he picks Hassan and hoists him up onto his shoulders** AWFChris - He has Hassan up, The American Slam this could be it USA with the cover!!! Ref - 1 - 2 - 3 Winner Perfect & Mr USA!!!!!! AWFChris - This has been a great day for Americans everywhere! We will be  right back after this! ________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________ AWFChris - I think we may have seen the results of the match was to be next , Lucifire and  Anarcist will not happen and this means we move on the  US title match, here is Stacy . Stacy - The next match is for the United States Championship , Already in the ring  from the USA, Mr USA!! Stacy - His opponant is from North Carolina and Da Hood, He is the US Champion and represents the HUnit, Thunder!!!! ** Thunder makes his way to the ring and he looks as confidant as Mr USA , he looks under the ring and pulls out a ladder and he climbs it , Mr USA is yelling at Thunder as he leaps from the ladder down onto USA!** AWFChris - This match is already at a fever pitch, Thunder has dropped down from the ladder and now the ref asks to have the bell rang and this match is on!!! Heyman - Thunder is the highest flying  superstar we have, He is a true hero as is Mr USA, God the AWF is great I Love this job!!!!! AWFChris - Indeed it is a great day as Mr USA is being hammer in the head by Thunder and Thunder jumps to his feet and askes the crowd for their support !! **The crowd cheers Thunder as he taunts Mr USA ** AWFChris - Mr USA is to his feet and he spears Thunder in the back and the 2 men go flying down to the floor and they  are just lying there! Heyman - Wow USA is willing to do anything to be the winner if the US title! **Thunder and USA lay as the ref counts** Ref - 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6,,, **USA gets to his feet first** Heyman - Cmon Thunder get  up! AWFChris - Now cmon Mr Heyman we are supposse to remain neutral here. Heyman - I know but  I don't want this match to end in a count out! AWFChris - Mr USA has stopped the refs count on Thunder and now he slides Thunder into the ring , but WAIT!!! Thunder was playing  possumm , he rolls USA up!! Ref - 1 - 2 - noooooooo kick out Heyman - That was very close , USA almost lost to quick thinking WOW! AWFChris - Yes that was a quick think but USA is now angry and he begins to slug it out with Thunder, the 2 men exchanging  punches and the referee is very upset and begins to count OH MY GOD, Thunder misses USA and accidently hits the referee knocking him down and out of the ring, I will be right back! Heyman - AWFChris has just  ran to take the refs place and I  must finish this match off, Thunder and USA are still punching each other with USA getting the better of the 2 men and Thunder is now down, ANKLE LOCK by  USA, Thunder is screaming and is saying NO Cmon Thunder hold on don't Tap!! **USA is wrenching the champions ankle when  something in it snaps** Thunder OH  MY GOD NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!!! I can't take it anymore Yes YES YEEEES! Please make him stop!!! AWFChris - Thats it , winner is Mr USA!!!!!!! Heyman - I don't believe this Thunder has givin up and we have a new US Champion , Mr USA!!!!!!! __________________________________________________________________ __________________________________________________________________   AWFChris - ok, Now we have a new referee in the ring and  I will be able to call this match with you  Mr Heyman. Heyman - I am so glad you are Chris, this next match is the biggest match of the champions career. AWFChris - Yes it is and it is about to start , Stacy! Stacy - This match is for the AWF World Heavyweight championship, coming to the ring first is the former champion , he is from S O S he is, Crisis!!! Stacy - One of his opponants is from the famous AWF Faction HUnit, he is, Hooverman!!!!!!! Stacy - Their opponant is the AWF World heavy weight Champion, He is , Cryptonite!!!!!! AWFChris -  OK here we go Crypto goes straight for Hooverman and shoves the rapper, but  OMG Crisis double clotheslines both men knocking them down! Heyman - Crisis is a man full of rage and hatred for everyone alive and he will use the fire of hell to feul his rage in this match. AWFChris - Crisis is talking to Cryptonite as he picks him up by his hair! Crisis - Come here boy , I am gonna send your ass to Hell! **Crisis hoists Crypto up and begins to put  him into the pile driver position** AWFChris - This is going to be it, HOOVERMAN , MY GOD where did he get the strength to get up and spear Crisis from the side to save the Champion from certain defeat?!?!? Heyman - Hooverman is a savy  wrestler and is not  going to allow Crisis to collect his win Chris! AWFChris - Indeed Hooverman nowpunting the fallen Crisis and Crypto joins him and the 2 men are double teaming Crisis trading turns kicking him Crisis can't do a thing to stop it! Heyman - This is unbelievable, 2 men from differant pasts working together in  perfect sync, OH MY GOD NO, Crypto has changed to striking on Hooverman and now they are exchanging blows!!!!! AWFChris - Crisis has rolled to the floor and is not getting back up he stays on the floor, Crypto is losing the battle of the blows with Hooverman OH Ouch Crypto shoves his finger rightinto Hoovermans eye and Hoover is holding his face in pain! **As Hooverman is holding and trying to check his eye, Crypto dashes at him and clotheslines him knocking him down** Heyman - Hooverman is down and Crypto is loving what he has done! AWFChris - He sure is he is taunting him as he runs back to bounce off the ropes, CRISIS!!!! Oh my God , Crisis just slammed a cresent wrench into Crytos lower back and Crypto falls t the mat in  obvious pain! (Replay) Heyman - You can see here that Crisis knew exactly what he was doing **Crisis just slammed a cresent wrench into Crytos lower back and Crypto falls t the mat in  obvious pain!** AWFChris - With the actions of Crisis , Hooverman is now enraged and he attacks Crisis and the 2 men are grappling  and bouncing from  rope to rope inside the ring, These 2 men really hate each other! Heyman - They sure do and they are both from very opposite backgrounds Crisis and Hooverman both fall from the ring and they are still grappling  and now are rolling around on the concrete floor , Crypto is back up and he is very angry! AWFChris - He sure is, he looks around to find the 2 men he is fighting and he yells at the ref! Crypto - Count them  out damnit!!!!! Ref - 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , ,,, AWFChris - HEY HEY!!!!!!! Referee , No counts outs I want this match to have a pin or submission only !!!!!!! Ref - Ok , you heard the man Cryptonite, I have to do what he says. Crypto - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH , I am gonna kill them!!! **Crypto slides out of the ring and looks under it for something** AWFChris - I dunno what he is looking for but I see a man that is desperate and willing to do anything to retain his title! Heyman - That is correct Cryptonite will break the rules to the extent of almost killing  his opponants for that strap made of gold! **Crypto comes back up and he has a boom box that was under the ring for the crew to listen to when building the set and ring** AWFChris - I don't think he is going to play a tune over that, What the hell, he hits Crisis over the head and Crisis is knocked out and Hooverman is in shock because like I do , he thinks he is next! ** Hooverman rolls as far away as he can and gets to his feet, as Crypto rushes him with the boom box, Hoover rushes at him as well and they both hit each other at the sametime** AWFChris - Both men now down and Hooverman is bleeding from his forehead very badly AWFChris - This is insaine, all 3 men laying on the concrete floor and the referee can not count! Heyman - This is a first in AWF I don't think we have ever seen all the contestants knocked out at the sametime. AWFChris - Hoover is the first man up and he is followed by Crisis, Crypto is still laying on the concrete with a shattered BoomBox at his side! Heyman - This is it, 2 men in the ring and both have held the AWF World title and they look to do it  one more time! AWFChris - They both lock up and push each other back and forth to almost a complete stalemate , Crisis takes the shortcut kicking Hooverman in the gut and he shoves Hooverman down to the mat ! Heyman -  I think this is now where Crisis has taken control, he has Hoover is a headlock and he pulls Hooverman up and into the cornere, I dunno what he will do but it can't be good! **Crisis comtinues to pound on Hooverman as Crypto gets back in the ring** Heyman - Crisis is beating the holy hell outta Hooverman and doesn't see Crypto! AWFChris - Crypto is bleeding as well but he is not acknowledging  it, he pulls Crisis off of Hooverman who falls on his face ! Heyman - Oh MY GOD!!!!!! Crypto performs a HeavyMetal face bomb on Crisis, I have not seen that move in about 15 yrs!! He has the cover on Crisis! Ref - 1 - 2 - 3 Winner Cryptronite! AWFChris - I am shocked beyond all reason , he actually retained his championship by  pinning his mentor , Unbelievable!!!! Heyman - This is something I don't think any of the roster had expected but Crypto has proven that he can maintain the titlreign !!!!! AWFChris - Well, I would like to thank you all for joining us here for a great show, we will see you all at our house show Glory 4 on April 2, 2006 . For Paul  Heyman and the AWF roster I would like to say , thank you and have a nice day! Good Night!~! **The End**