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Cameras come on after the awsome Enigma opening segment, Pyro goes off
and then the Huge screen shows a Rattlesnake then a bar room where Sherriff Austin is waiting for Hassan. suddenly hassan runs in attacking Austin knocking him down
Tony-a very sneaky attack by hassan hassan throws Austin into the set of tables and chairs.
Brain-this match will be a bloody fight Hassan **Grabs a chair** smacking it on Austin breaking it Austin falls Hassan pins 1….2…kickout
Tony-Austin won't go down that easy Brain you know that. Austin slowly gets up but **low blows** Hassan as he falls down Austin applies the boston crab hassan begins to scream in pain.
Brain-austin lets go then pick hassan up slamming his head into theBar counter. Tony-Austin grabs a beer Austin-here you bastard have a drink on Me ** smashes the bottle on Hassans head breaking it as hassan falls downBrain-what a waste of a good beer Tony-ha ha Austin picks him up Kicks him in the gut STUNNER austins pins 1..2…Austin stops the count
Brain-Austin grabs a pool stick ** smaches it** over hassan head as hassans falls holding his head as he starts to bleed badly
Tony-Austin throws hassan on top of the pool table and pile driveshim though it Brain-oh man the bill for this won't be pretty glad I m not paying for it Tony-Brain AWF is paying for it it comes out of our paychecks Brain-….<sighs>Tony-ha ha ha oh brain it is not that bad ha ha
Brain-that's what you think
Tony-Austin grabs Hassan throws him in to the bathroom slamming his head through the stalls breaking them down
Brain-Austin Kicks him again STUNNER STUNNER Austin throws him though the door in to the street
Tony-Austin is up to something
Brain-Austin ties Hassan up to a pole on the building Austin-you piece of trash I m sending you back you son of a bitch
Tony-Oh god what is Austin doing??Austin leaves***
Brain-Holy S*** Austin drives a beer truck Austin –Austin 316 says I just whipped your ass
Tony-Austins drives hitting hassan and the pole then gets out
Brain-Austin pins
Ref - 1..2..3
Tony- this finally ends it
Brain-Austin grabs two beers smashing them together then drinks them as
**EMTs rush to a bloody Hassan**




Tony - I can say this ladies and gentlemen, I think that the AWF is now safe from the tyrany of Hassan Fidel Hussaine and I can't say I could be any happer about it ! Brain - Well, I think that a man wants to run his mouth like that has it comin He should have shut his mouth befopre he went and insulted Steve Austin. I don't insult anyone, Hey stupid, ya you, get me a beer will ya? Tony - Oh my goodness , take it Stacy! Stacy - This match is for 1 fall and has no time limit. Coming to the ring first is from Alberta Canada and is known as the Rabid Wolverine Chris Benoit! ! Stacy - His opponant, hails from St. Louis Missouri and is known as The Legend Killer , he is , Randy Orton, 
Tony - This is gonna be one hell of a match up cuz these 2 men literally hate one another! Brain - That is why I like Benoit in this one, he don't care about anything but winning. Tony - Chris Benoit is a great wrestler and so is Randy Orton as these 2 men lock up collar and elbow. Randy Orton is backing up and He pushes Benoit away to bounce off the ropes! **As Benoit comes off the ropes ** Brain - R K O! He has him! Covers Him! Ref - 1-2-3 winner Randy Orton!!! Tony - That was one of the fastest matches I have seen in a long time, how long was it? Brain - 49 seconds Tony - That has to be a record pinfall! we will be right back! 
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Tony - This next match of the night folks is gonna be brutal, it may offend you I have also been told to tell you that , and I quote Thunder, "Hooverman used to be my brother and now he is a punk a** that I will personally take out." He said those very words to me himself and folks, I believe him, he is raging mad at Hooverman. Brain - Well look at what we have here it is the Smiths and Mc Coys Feudin it out like this is freakin Texas, Hey you shit kickers, kick some shit! Tony - What did you just say? Man, turn his mic off please , Stacy take it. Stacy - This next match is for the United States Championship! Coming to the ring first The United States Champion, Hooverman!! 
Stacy - His opponant, **Crowds noise level goes up** Stacy - Making his return to the ring, the former 2 time AWF Heavy weight Champion Thunder! 
Tony - Thunder folks is not messin around, this is no Hardcore match but he is gonna do whatever it takes to even things up with his cousin Hooverman. Brain - I knew he didn't kill him I was just joshin when I said that,,, well you know. Tony - You are a weazle , Hooverman is not allowing Thunder to bring that Ladder in the ring, so Thunder drops it and slides in the ring only to be pounded on the head by Hooverman. Brain - Now thnat is smart , attack before the other guy, I like this Hooverman! Tony - Jut 2 weeks ago you was callin him a loser and a merderer! AAAAhhhh, go figure! **Meanwhile Hooverman is getting his head squeazed by Thunder and Sting comes out to the stage. Sting watches on** Tony - Will you look at who is here, it is Sting , My Goodness , he is a huge surprise! **At that time Sting sprints to the ring and kicks Thunder in the head and the ref calls for the bell** Tony - This is just a horrible display of vrutality as Sting is kicking and kickin and Kicking Thunder in the head, This is madness , we will return!

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Tony-this has been a good night
Brain-yes it has Tony and this next match will be a Big One too
Tony- well your right too Stacy?
Stacy-The Following…
AWFChris walks out and asks for the mic
AWFChris- Excuse me stacy but I have a announcement concerning this match to make since these three men will tear the ring apart along with them selves I have decided to make this a Triple threat Hell in a Cell Match for the AWF title Good Luck men.
Tony-whoa I wonder whats going on though the minds of those three men now?
Brain-well who knows now
Stacy-The following match is the Hell in a Cell triple threat match and is for one fall First introducing first from Hell, Michigan weighing 320lbs Crisis!!!!!

The arena goes dark and the crowd erupts as an eerie red light starts to shine on the entrance ramp. Unholy Alliance begins to play over the pa making the crowd get a spine chilling feeling down there backs. Slowly walking out from the back is a tall man with a black beard. He has an evil smile on his face as he gets to the top of the ramp. He looks around at the crowd and then turns around with his arm held out, and then slowly walking out form the back come another tall muscular man, in a dark red cloak with a hood that covers his entire face. The cloaked man gets to the top of the ramp and stands next to his manager. Lou is looking around at the crowd with his evil look and the hooded figure is looking towards the ground. The hooded man is the first to move from the ramp and makes his way down to the ring not lifting his head up once, with Lou slowly fallowing slowly behind. When he gets to the bottom of the ramp he stops and stands there for what seems like an eternity to most people, he then starts to walk over to the steal steps. He turns towards them and then walks up and then half way down the apron and climbs into the ring through the second rope. The hooded man goes to the center of the ring and stands there with his head still down. He then raises his arms into the air slowly without lifting his head and then, with out warning, throws them down causing flames to go off on all of the turnbuckles. The lights then come back to normal and the man removes his hood to reveal the mask of Crisis himself. Lou helps him take off the Cloak to reveal his wrestling attire of Black tights with Hell on both legs and his normal black T-shirt that reads "Straight from Hell!" Crisis then adjust his glove on his right hand and stands in the middle of the ring for the match to start. Lou exits the ring with the red cloak and stands leaning on the apron waiting.
Stacy-also on the way to the ring from unknown weighing 220lbs the perfect one David Perfect!!!!
 Perfect walks out with the towel over his shoulder while he is chewing his gum then looks at the ring and shakes his head then climbs in the ring and watches
Stacy- and their opponent from unknown weighing 295lbs the AWF World Champion Genocide!!!!!!!!!
 entrance- "Bawitaba" hits the pa, and the lights dim down.
And this is for the questions that don't have any answers The midnight glancers and the topless dancers The candid freaks, cars packed with speakers The G's with the forties and the chicks with beepers The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort And it don't even matter if the veins are punctured
Genocide walks out on the stage and lets out an evil laugh. He stares into the crowd and laughs again. He makes his way down the ramp as the music blares beind him.
All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics And all my heros in the Methodone Clinic All you bast**** at the IRS For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks For the shots of jack and the caps of meth Half pints of love and the fifths of stress For the hookers all tricking out in Hollywood And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
Children start to scream as Genocide stops at the bottom of the ramp. He jumps up onto the apron and fireworks go off. Geno walks into the center of the ring.
Tony-well here we go brain the cell is being lowered and all three men are stareing each other down
Brain-well this kind of match make careers or ends them so whats going to happen to Our great Champion?
Tony-oh shut up trying to suck up
Brain-I am NOT perfect grabs crisis but crisis picks perfect up and throws him over the top rope hitting the cell and the floor.
Tony-Geno smiles smacks crisis in the face as they begin to hit each other with their fists
Brain-Geno does a quick DDT but crisis sets back up Crisis grabs Genos throat and choke slams him crisis pins 1…2…perfect nails a kick to crisis head to stop the count
Tony-good move by Perfect as Perfect has crisis and suplexes crisis then grabs crisis again with a quick DDT perfect pins 1…2….kick out
Brain-Geno grabs perfect and rams his head into the corner post knocking perfect out then lifts him high in the air then drops perfect in to a back breakerGeno grabs perfect then looks at the side of the cell and throws him right into it perfect is cut open and begins to bleed **perfect grabs something and puts it in his pants**
Tony-Geno turns around and gets planted with a big boot by crisis
Brain-crisis grabs geno throws him over the top rope
Tony-crisis **grins** Crisis sets Geno up and Power Bombs him into the cell
Brain-Crisis grabs Geno and rams his head into it again
Tony-Geno swings but misses Crisis choke slams geno though the side of the cell which is now broken , the hinge at the top is still fastened but folks , the bottom has been broken free and this Cell is now not so solid!
Brain-oh o this is getting out of hand perfect out of now where smacks crisis with a chair geno low blows perfect
Tony-Geno and crisis grabs perfect and begin to climb the cell
Brain-they are really crazy now tony they could make that cell collapse!
Tony-geno and crisis try to lift perfect in the air but a huge flash is seen blinding both men
Brain-Perfect throws geno off the cell and he lands though the table knocking him out cold
Tony-Perfect grabs crisis and does a Pile driver breaking the top and as crisis lands on his head on the mat below Perfect also fell through and landed on top of Crisis padding his landing.
Brain –both men get up slowly but perfect hooks the perfect plex
Ref - 1…2…3
Tony-OMG NEW AWF CHAMPION!!!!
Stacy-here is your winner and New AWF Champion David Perfect!!!!!
(click here for Perfect Video)
Tony - Oh my God no, Crisis is very angry folks, he has lost his mind and is tearing things apart, thank goodness he is inside the , OH MY GOD , Crisis has just broken the Wall of the Hell in a Cell cage away from the cell, and is now headed this way, and Genocide has jumped on him and now who in the hell is this?

Brain - It's Demolition, the guy that these 2 have been fighting about and he is helping Geno control Crisis and they all 3 go to the back Geno and Demolition holding Crisis by the arms!
The ref hands perfect the belt as perfect holds it up as tears & blood runs down his face.
Tony-well that was a battle of honor 3 men torn down the ring and the cell for that belt but only one man crowned our new champion Mr David Perfect!
Gnite everyone!
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