
The Show begins before the announce team can even get a chance to speak due to the Superbowl starting with a 102 yard Touchdown Kickoff return by the Chicago Bears. Paul Heyman is a Bears fan!
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Stacy - This match is for the #1 contendership for the Hardcore championship of the AWF. Coming to the ring first is Theodore Uldyssian , followed by Rayne Blood and their final contestant Curtasse, OH NO! Jr - Curtasse has ran to the ring and has hit Theodore Uldyssian with a baseball bat and now hit Rayne Blood with it and no puns intended but blood is flowing from both men and Curtasse covers both men at the same time, Ref 1 - 2 - 3 Winner Curtasse in less than 15 seconds! _________________________________________________________
AWF Glory House shows, catch the excitement! _________________________________________________________ Stacy- The following contest is for one fall Introducing first the challenger from Vancuver Canada weighing 268 pounds Edge!!!!!!!
Jr- I hope Edge can try this match with out Orton
Paul- well its not fair it was 2 vs 1 last week
Stacy his opponent from San Diego weighing 240lbs The Perfect One David Perfect!!
Jr- how can anyone be perfect?
Paul- well Jr he is perfect ha ha
Jr- both men lock up perfect grabs edges hair and throws him against the rope dodges and trips edge perfect locks a head lock as he starts to pull edges head up a bit edge gets up with perfect and rams him into the post.
Paul- Perfect rolls out of the ring and starts to walk away
Jr- Oh come on what a damn wuss
Paul- Edge runs after him as the ref starts a 10 count
Ref- 1..2 3 4
Jr- Edge and perfect exchanging blows as he throws perfect back in the ring to stop the count.
Paul-Edge holds his head there as edge climbs the top rope
Jr- MY GOD NOOOOO
Paul- edge jumps as his legs hits perfect across his face edge sets up and waits for perfect to get up
Jr- setting him up for the spear it looks like
Paul- Perfect slowing getting up edge runs tries the spear perfect grabs edge making edge spear the post as edge falls to the outside
Ref- 1 2 ..3 ..4 5
Perfect- NOW THAT'S PERFECT!!!
Jr- edge is hurt
Paul- edge starts to crawl towards the ring
Ref -6 .7 8
Jr- Perfect grabs edge throws him back in the ring and body slams him then rams him into the corner post and starts to punch him
Crowd-1 2..3 .4 5 6 7 8..9 10
Paul- perfect moves edge falls flat on his face
Jr- Perfect grabs him and does the perfect plex
Ref- 1 2 .
Paul- oh man his foot was on the damn rope
Jr- that match was almost over
Paul- Perfect grabs him but edge low blows rolls him up with tights
Ref- 1..2 kick out
Jr- aww that was a close one edge and perfect making this a match of the night so far
Paul- yeah edge and perfect using everything they can to win this one
Jr- Perfect gets up suplex on edge grabs edge and does a DDT grabs him toward the top rope and he climbs up
Paul- Perfect with a superplex from the tope both men go down hard
Ref- 1 2 .3 4 ..5 ..6 ..7
Jr- Perfect gets up and drags edge to the middle and sets him up again but edge knocks him down edge runs SPEAR!!!!!
Paul- he got him
Ref- 1..2 Kick Out
Jr- My god he kicked out of the spear! Paul- Edge getting upset and tries to grab perfect but he gets him in the perfect plex and hooks him in in the middle of the ring
Ref- 1..2 3
Jr- its over Perfect wins!
Stacy- Here is your winner David Perfect!!!!!
Jr- well our next match is a tag team match
Paul- should be a good one
Stacy- The following tag team match is for one fall Introducing first the team of Project Mayhem!!!!!!! Phreak and Hooverman enter the ring awaiting their opponents
Stacy- Their opponents The Omen!!! Benoit and Damien
Jr- this match will be intense very bad
Paul- well Jr I just got word that that the 5 vs 1 match has been called off and Mr AWF Chris wants to do things business like
Jr- Benoit and hooverman lock up as hooverman hip tosses him down and locks him in a armbar
Paul- WoW I never seen benoit get taken down like that
Jr- Benoit gets up and gets a snap mare on hooverman then sets him up for a suplex grabs him and drags him to Damien tags him in Damien DDts him then slams him into the post
Paul- Damien picks him up and throws him over the top rope
Jr- My god this is crazy paul
Paul- Hooverman crawls back in and tags Phreak Damien trying everything he can to break phreaks grip
Jr- Phreak grabs Damien by the throat and starts to choke him but he throws him near benoit and points at benoit
Paul- OH O he wants the crippler
Jr- well it seems so eh?
Paul- Benoit is tagged in and phreak grabs him and starts to punch him hard in the face and keeps doing it til the ref stops him
Jr- my god what's wrong with phreak?
Paul- Phreak does a hard DDT to benoit covers 1 2 kick out
Jr- benoit tries to lock on the crossface but phreak throws him off grabs his feet for a leg lock but benoit grabs the ropes as the ref counts 1 2 3 4
Ref- come on break the hold don't make me DQ you
Paul- benoit holding his knee as he looks hurt he tries to tag Damien but phreak grabs him before he can make it
Jr- benoit rolls to the outside grabbing a chair the ref stops him as the ref goes to throw the chair out hooverman runs and hits the ref by accident knocking him out.
Paul- both men back in fighting phreak flips benoit on his back Damien runs in but benoit jumps up with the chair hitting Damien
Jr- my god what happen Damien is out cold
Paul- benoit holding his leg still hoverman runs and kicks him hard making him fall
Jr- Phreak holding his head as if he was hurt what the hell is wrong with him?
Paul- Phreak tags hooverman and hooverman starts to set up benoit for the F_U but phreak has a chair why?
Jr- the ref is having problems with Damien but phreak hits hooverman with the chair my god why phreak why?
Paul- the ref saw it he's ringing the bell all 3 men laid out I don't think phreak did it on purpose
Stacy- here is your winners BY DQ The Omen
AWF Chris wait a damn minute I seen what happened and I won't stand for this crap Phreak you wanna hit stuff, HIT THE BRICKS YOUR FIRED! Hoverman your not fired you will be in singles starting at glory 2
Jr- lets take a look at what happened
Jr- Phreak holding his head as if he was hurt what the hell is wrong with him?
Paul- Phreak tags hooverman and hooverman starts to set up benoit for the F_U but phreak has a chair why?
Jr- the ref is having problems with Damien but phreak hits hooverman with the chair my god why phreak why?
Jr- that is what happened this is crazy
Paul- sure is anyway next match is a Steel Cage weapons match
Jr- this match will be brutal ____________________________________________________ Commercial ____________________________________________________ Stacy- the following match is a Steel Cage weapons match introducing first the challenger from Dub C, PA weighing 269 lbs D Dawg!!!
Dwag walks down the ramp to boos and some cheers he steps inside the cage of doom and looks around
Stacy- His opponent from Dexter Iowa weighing 238 lbs THE MAN!!!!!!
*The Man steps out and the crowd does a huge pop lots and lots of cheers as The Man walks down the ramp pointing at Dawg*
Jr- here we go these two men facing off in a stare off the man just smiling but hits dawg knocking him down
Paul- Dwag gets up but The Man grabs him and rams his head into the side of the cage The Man rubs dawg face into the side very hard then throws him down and grabs a babwire bat from the top
Jr- MY GOD NO!
Paul- THE MAN is going to the EXTREME!!!!! I Love it
Jr- The man hits dwag over and over again as it makes cuts and and marks after ripping his shirt The Man rips off his shirt and starts to choke him with it
Paul- looks like dawg is going to school back to school those were the days
Jr- Paul what the hell is wrong with you are you drunk?
Paul- NO! I only had 3 Beers Jr and I have another here want one?
Jr- No we are working not drinking damn it pay attention
Paul- Fine
*Throws the beers in to the crowd*
Jr- The Man lifts him up while choking then throws him into the side hard as weapons drop and a chair lands near dwag
Paul- Man this is great Dwag slowly gets up grabing the chair and smacks the man he stumbles back as dwag hits him hard again busting The Man open
Jr- here we go blood this should be good huh?
Paul- Damn right it is
Jr- The Man grabs dwag uses the barbwire bat against his face as dwag starts to bleed badly
Paul- BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD WOOOOHOOOO Jr- shut up Paul
Paul- your no fun Jr
Jr- dwag and the man both up exchanging blows dwag pushes the man away but dwag starts to climb up the side of the cage. But dwag grabs him pulling him down The Man gets up slowly
Paul- Dawg is hurt it seems The Man grabs a Iron pipe and hits dwag over and over dwag gets up but the man hits him over the top of his head as dwag bleeds more. The Man grabs dawg and looks up throws him into the corner and tries to climb again but dwag grabs him knocking him down .The Man does a DDt then grabs dwag and starts to bash the chair on his back
Jr- Dawg gets up slowly but its too late Hostile taker over by the man dawg is out the man walks out the door its over
Stacy- here is your winner The Man!!!!!
Paul what a way to end a match The Man proved it again he is THEMAN
Jr- yes he did _________________________________________________________
_________________________________________________________ Stacy - This match is set for 1 fall or submission and is for the AWF World Heavy Weight Championship. Coming down the isle, from Hell itself, coming to the ring with his manager LouSipher, Crisis Stacy - His opponant, from StLouis Missouri, He is a 3rd generation Superstar and the AWF World Heavy Weight Champion, The Legend Killer Jr - This is going to be one hell of a match and I hate to try and guess what will happen or who is going to win! Heyman - Jr, you are exactly right but I am gonna do one a little bit better, I feel that Randy Orton is a little lost and I suspect that Crisis has a leg up on the Champion, however that is just a guess.
**In the ring Crisis and Orton stare each other down as if they are the only 2 men in the entire world**
Jr - This is so intense you can cut the tension with a knife, the 2 men now circling each other and Crisis is getting more and more fired up! They get within 2 feet of each other and now lock up collar and elbow, each man pushing and pulling and Crisis has a smile on his face, My God He just shoved Orton into the corner and Orton has a look on his face of bewilderment! Heyman - You would think that these 2 guys are used to each other in almost every way but Orton just learned how strong Crisis really is! Jr - I think your right Paul , Orton rolls out to the floor and he grabs his belt and what the hell, I think he is leaving!He is walking back to the backstage and the fans are not happy , they are booing the Legend Killer, now out comes AWFChris and he heads off Orton and the 2 men are yelling at each other and Chris grabs the title and points at the ring! I dunno what AWFChris just said but Orton is livid and now headed back to the ring!
**AWFChris grabs a Mic and still has the belt in his hands!**
AWFChris - OK, now listen you 2, I have had it and damn it this i not going to end in a count out, oh no not tonight, I am going to hold this belt and this match is now a no DQ and no count outs. this match will have a winner and there will be no tricks!
**Orton is angry and Crisis is smiling and rubbing his hands together as if he just got the deal of a lifetime**
Heyman - I think that AWFChris just signed Ortons death warrant and Crisis is here to collect on it!
Jr - Orton is very slow to get into the ring as he should be and he keeps telling the ref to keep Crisis back .
Jr - The 2 men circling once again and they lock up, this time Orton is not using his strength to force the issue and Crisis attempts a shove and , WOW Orton just simply drops down to his ass into a sitting position and Crisis goes flying into the corner himself because of the force he was using to shove Orton and he slams his head directly into the corner post and folks let me tell you, a mans head is not meant to connect with steal in that manner, Crisis is now laying up against the corner post and Orton is smiling as he now has the advantage and he continues the assault on Crisis pounding on the bigmans back and neck area to keep him on the down side of this match!
Heyman - What a crafty move, this man Orton is a 3rd generation athelete and he is using the knowledge his father and grandfather have passed on to him and now is showing why he is our World champion!
**Orton slams Crisis head into the corber and as Crisis continues to take abuse from Orton LouSipher is yelling at him trying to get him pumped up and back into the match!**
Jr - My god no , Randy just kicked Crisis into the side of the head and it busted him wide open , blood is all under the mask of Crisis and I seriously doubt that he can see at this moment, could be the end of the match very soon! Heyman - I have seen Crisis in some bad spots before but I dunno if he can get around this one Orton has the upper hand and he looks to go in for the kill! **Curtasse comes out from the back stage area and he walks down the ramp getting the attention of theLegend Killer**
Ref - Hey you don't belong here! Get outta here Curtasse!
Jr - My God here comes Edge! Now we have the makings of a complete out of control situation!
**Crisis rolls up Orton in a small package**
Ref - 1 - 2 ,,,NOOOOOOO! KLick out at 2 ! Jr - That was a close one , Crisis is a man in enragement , he knows he is bleeding now and he is Irrate! Heyman - Edge and Curtasse are on the outside battling it out and they are going back up the ramp slugging it out , We are in the Extreme now Jr , who is going to win , My God I love the AWF Action it is second to none!
Jr - I have to agree , in the ring the 2 men fighting for the biggest prize in our sport, slugging each other and Orton ducks and Crisis misses , Orton bounces off of theropes RKO, RKO RKO MY God he got it , he jumps on him! Ref - 1 - 2 - 3 Winner and still Champion , the Legend Killer Randy Orton! Jr - Wow , what a match I am sitting here trembling! Heyman - That is adrenaline Jr, that is the power of the AWF! **In the ring Orton sits on the floor of the ring and he is holding his head in his hands and Crisis walks up to him and he has the title belt, he looks at it and then he lays it down in Ortons lap and he extends his hand and Orton looks up at him and grabs his hand and Crisis lifts him up and they shake hands as if they had found a new respect for each other.** Jr - Now that is class Paulo , pure class, we don't see enough of that in this sport today and I wish we could see more of it , speaking of more, we will be back in 2 weeks with Glory IIon Feb 18, 2007 and I expect that to be one hell of a house show, until then , for Paul Heyman and the rest of the AWF Facilty, we wish you all a goodnight! The End |