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Cryptonite vs HCE Rick Rude vs David Perfect Hardcore Title match Bloodspawn vs Matt Hardy V-1 US Championship match Steve Austin w/HUnit vs Crisis w/ S O S World Championship 1 on 1 Lumberjack Match Crisis vs Thunder Ladder Match for Hoovermans Contract *Pyro goes off as AWF Forgotten Kicks off a new year in AWF* AWFChris- Hello wrestling fans and welcome to AWF Forgotten, the first PPV of 2006!!! Im here with Bobby “The Brain” Heenan and hes been getting a little drunk. Brain- Hell yea man! Drink it up woo!!! AWFChris- Bobby, your kinda getting a little hammered right now. I think you need to put the booze down. Brain- Aww…Horse shit Chris. Shut Up! Stacy- The following contest is scheduled for one fall First, making his way to the ring, Cryptonite! *Cryptonite comes down to the ring* Stacy- And finally making his way to the ring, Hardcore Ed!!! AWFChris- Well I guess im pretty much gonna call this match by myself. So lets get this started! The Match begins with a lock up between both men. Crypto gets HCE in a headlock and sends him into the ropes and HCE comes back with a spear and unloads some right hands onto Crypto. AWFChris- My God Hardcore Ed is not playing around! Brain- Ya know what Chrissy, You....Are..sooo..HOT right now! If I was gay, Id lick you! AWFChris- ……..o…..k…..Look Brain just sit there and sober up ok? Brain- Chris, don’t run away from your feelings! AWFChris- Whatever Bobby. HCE finally gets pulled off of Crypto and is in the corner getting ready for another spear and as he goes for it, Crypto nails him with a double axe handle. AWFChris- Owww….Ouch! HCE is wiping his face off and Crypto is taunting to the fans. Brain- ..Now….Now…Now theres a guy…that I…can get into…… Crypto turns around and is kicked in the midsection and goes for the Hardcore Driver and nails it. 1..2..KICK OUT!!! AWFChris- Oh My God, Crypto kicked out of the Hardcore Driver and Hardcore Ed is in utter shock! HCE gets up and is met with a slap to the face from Crypto. Crypto grabs HCE and nails a brainbuster. 1..2..KICK OUT!! Crypto is angry and picks HCE up and HCE turns it around and nails an Ed of Pain. He goes for the cover 1..2..3!!!! Stacy- Your winner is Hardcore Ed!!! AWFChris- What a match Bobby. Huh? Right? Bobby…..BOBBY WAKE UP!!! Oh God Bobby Heenan has just passed out here. We gotta take a commercial break! _________________________________________________________________ You will believe Evil exists Feb.19,2006 _________________________________________________________________ AWFChris - Now that we know Hardcore Ed is for real, I look forward to seeing him in the ring more in the future , I am sorry to announce that just before the break , Bobby Heenan passed out drunk and will not be Co - hosting as anouncer the rest of the show! So on behalf of the AWF I am going to proudly introduce his stand in for the evening , Paul E. Heyman!!!!!!! Heyman - Thank you AWFChris I am glad to be here! AWFChris - Well, quite frankily I am glad to see you as well Paul E. I was getting tired of having a drunk for a side kick! Heyman - I can see how that would kink things up , I have to say that tonight, I am going to guarentee that my former associates H-Unit will create some new promise for the AWF and you sir, this S O S vs H-Unit situation will be Gang warfare at it's best and you AWFChris will have 1 hell of a situation to deal with !!!!!! AWFChris - I have to agree but right now we have a hardcore title matchup and here is Stacy Wylde to introduce the contestants! Stacy - Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is for the Hardcore Championship, coming the ring first, from Minniapolis Minnesota, the current Hardcore champion  Ravishing Rick Rude! Stacy - Now, from San Diego California, the former Hardcore Champion , Mr David Perfect. Heyman - This is going to be a first time Chris , allthough they both used the 24/7 rule in their match up and the title changed hands a couple times as they attacked each other  to exchange the title. Awfchris - Yes it was an exciting 2 weeks and I have this on good authority that these 2 men have never met in the ring to date! Only in the AWF , the 2 men hook up collar and Elbow and Rude shoves Mr Perfect down and then Flexes saying something to Perfect as he does! Rude - C'mon Perfect, I am the sexiest man aliive!!!!! AWFChris - That is real egotism! Heyman - Yes sir, I believe that Mr Rude is in over his head here but , then again, I am not a BIG fan of either man, just callin it as I see it. AWFChris - That is how I like to do it myself, call it as I see it and I see the 2 lock up again and this time Rude is hurled to the floor under the bottom ropes after a snapping arm toss by Mr Perfect. Heyman - This match could be one of the greatest matches of all time! AWFChris - That is what we want , Excitment and entertainment is never short here in the AWF, Rick Rude has pulled a chair out from under the ring and is now on the move chasing Perfect around the ring! Heyman - These 2 men used to be friends and look at how tempers flare and get in between even the best of friends, over 20 pounds of gold , that tells me alot about Rick Rude! AWFChris - Rick Rude will do anything to obtain the highest platue in  AWF and has proven that to me over the last month taking it to the Hardcore League! Heyman - Perfect slides into the ring and Rude is to smart for that one, he looks at Dave and says some kind words to the Perfect one. Rude - I don't think so  Dave, Nice try buddy, Back off and I will get in! Perfect - Well, drop the chair Rick, do ya need a weapon on me? AWFChris - These guys are really into this match up and I am in agreeance with your comments earlier about this match up being one of the greatest of alltime , ranks right up at the top. **Rude gets in the ring and him and Perfect go nose to nose and begin to have a intense stare down contest** Heyman - The testosterone is flyin around that ring now buddy , I think this match is about to take us into the EXTREME!!!!!!!!!! AWFChris - Indeed we are on the edge of disaster Perfect Back hand chops Rudes chest and Rude returns with a closed fist to Perfects jaw, both men now measuring thei striking blows , chopping and punching  blow after blow neither man getting and advantage and finally Perfect falls down to the mat from a crushing blow to the temple region of his head. Heyman - I think that Mr Perfect is stunned, Rude can put him away and retain his championship with the right combination of moves! Rude picks Perfect up and delievers a DDT to Perfect. He then grabs a barbed wire bat from beside the ring. He racks it across Perfect’s midsection, opening him up. AWFChris- Perfect is busted wide open! Heyman- Now this is what I call entertainment! Perfect rolls out of the ring and grabs a bag from underneath the ring. Heyman- What is that? AWFChris- Ummm…..I have no idea Paul. He gets back in the ring and as Rude is posing to the crowd gives Rude a low blow. Rude falls to the ground and Perfect opens up the bag and throws thumbtacks everywhere! Heyman- Jesus Christ Chris. Those are thumbtacks! AWFChris- You’re damn right they are. Now that’s taking it to the extreme!! Heyman- Oh Ha Ha Chris! Rude gets up and sees the thumbtacks and hops out of the ring in fright. Perfect starts screaming “WHAT??!!! YOUR NOT THAT HARDCORE PRETTY BOY??!!!” Rude just snarls and grabs a chair. AWFChris- Uh oh Rick Rude is pissed! Heyman- Well to me that’s just showing ruthless aggression. Rude gets in the ring and clocks Perfect with the chair and sends Perfect right into the thumbtacks! AWFChris- Good god right into the tacks! Heyman- I like this Rude guy. He may be a pretty boy, but he is hardcore! Rude goes for a quick cover. 1..2..KICK-OUT! Rude is fustrated and picks Perfect up but Perfect reverse it into a Perfect Plex onto the tacks. He gets the cover. 1..2..3!!!! WINNER AND HARDCORE CHAMPION DAVE PERFECT!! Heyman- That was one hell of a match! AWFChris- Indeed it was Paul. Lets take a quick commercial break while we clean this carnage up! _________________________________________________________________ Jack Black In Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny ________________________________________________________________ AWFChris - Well Mr Heyman, what do you think of Forgotten so far? Heyman - I think it has been a great show up to now, I am wondering if Matt Hardy will show up for this next match , I don't think I would show up to face the Sleighing Messiah of the AWF, Bloodspawn is just  a monster and I think he is gonna be the next US Champion. AWFChris - I must say it is refreshing to have such a knowledgable partner at the mic, you keep this up and you may stay ,,,,, perminatly! **Paul E. smiles big and is proud as he sits there enjoying the moment** Stacy - This next match is for the United States Championship coming to the ring first stands at nearly 7 feet tall and hails from Parts Unknown, Blood Spawn!!!!!! **Bloodspawn comes through the stage doorway and is carrying a huge maschetti type sword knife. Smoke an fog follows him down the ramp towards the ring.** Stacy - His opponant is the United States Champion and he hails from Norfolk West Virginia,,With Roxie Marie at his side Matt Hardy!!!! AWFChris - Here we go with a marquee match up and the first Major title defense of the evening! Heyman - Well Chris , what about the new Hardcore Division? Are those titles not Major or just as important as the US and World titles? AWFChris - Yes you are correct they are just as prestigace and we will talk a little bit more about the new Hardcore League in the upcoming weeks, it is open for registration and as soon as we have a roster it will be a League in its own  but right now, Matt Hardy and Bloodspawn are standing across the ring from one another , how about Matt Hardy actually showing up knowing that this maniac could actually hurt him and take his title tonight. Heyman - Matt Hardy is a man that will never accept defeat and will never die!!!! AWFChris - Good point Paul E. Hardy and Spawn hook up and Spawn the more massive of the 2 tosses Hardy across the ring into the corner turnbuckle and down to the mat hard and on his face. Heyman - Matt Hardy is giving up close to 150 pounds to this Monster of a man Bloodspawn! AWFChris - Matt Hardy is up fast and charges Bloodspan who stops him with a choke hold directly into a massive Choke slam and Bloodspawn has the first cover of the match, Ref - 1 - 2 - 3 Winner in 1 minute 35 seconds the new US Champion Bloodspawn ! ___________________________________________________________ Anarchy has a new face Vandalization  comes in the form of Vandal Anarch ___________________________________________________________ AWFChris - Yes ladies and gentlemen, Vandal Anarch is coming and will be ready to vandalize your heads and steal your hearts. Heyman - I have seen this man Anarch in action Chris and I must say that in all my years searcheing for talent all over the world, this guy Anarch is one of a kind performer and you will not be disappointed you aquired his services as will the fans. AWFChris - Well he should be in action on the very next show infact because his debut match is live at Glory 2 in front of the great fans of Souix Falls South Dakota! Heyman - South Dakota is a great place but not very much wrestling talent is from those parts, we shall bringeth  the AWF...... AWFChris - Ha ha ha ha so true so true, here is our next match up , Stacy,,,,,,, Stacy  - This match is set for 1 fall and there are no disqualifications in this match up and it is a lumber jack match. 2 contestants enter the ring and their faction members stand on the outside to keep their opponant in the ring. Coming to the ring first accompanied by his faction members Lucifire, Hooverman and Lousipher of S O S ,,,, He is the AWF World Heavy Weight Champion  Straight from Hell, Crisis!!!!!!!! Stacy - His opponant needs no introduction, He is one of the greatest AWF Champions of all time, he has been known as the Sherriff of AWF ,,, Stone Cold Steve Austin!!! **Austin briskly walks to the ring and gets into the ring  Crisis stays inside not a bit intimidated by Austins brisk entrance and Austin is on the attack immediatly as he starts to throw Heymakers at Crisis and connects** Heyman - Stone Cold Steve Austin is a man possessed right now unloading his outlaw like punches on the Champion Crisis and the punches seem to have little or no effect on the giant beast of a man OH MY GOD STUNNER!! AWFChris - Crisis now on the mat and Austin makes a quick cover! Ref - 1 - 2 - Nooooooo kick out! Heyman - Austin is an incredible man, has had both knees rebuilt, repaired broken neck and still , he keeps coming to the AWF World title and has the oppertunity to become AWF Champion once again. Austin - C'mon you big red Somebitch, your askin for a Stone Cold Ass whippin and I am here to deliver it to ya! AWFChris - Austin, talkin to Crisis and he applies a headlock to the defending champ. Heyman - This match has everything a main event match should have Chris but it isn't the main event! AWFChris - No your right Paul and I will tell ya why as  Austin applies the headlock, The Ladder match for Hoovermans Contract is one of the most important matches in AWF history. it warranted the main event slot as it should. I fully expect it to be the best match of the night and that could be tough as tonight has been a real barn burner!   AWFChris - Crisis has had enough of this headlock Austin is applying and he stands straight up not allowing it anymore and Austin releases but before he can get away Crisis grabs him  in a basic choke, CHOKE SLAM!!!!!! COVER!!!! Ref - 1-2-3 Winner Crisis by pinfall in 3 minutes 24 secs. Heyman - Just as I am braggin up  Steve Austin , he is delivered straight to hell,,, we will be back after this,,,,,  __________________________________________________________ 2006 WWE Royal Rumble ___________________________________________________________ Mean Gene- I’m here with H-Unit’s very own Thunder!!! Mean Gene- So Thunder, what are your thoughts on going into this match? Thunder-……well Gene……PAYBACK!!!!!!!!! *Thunder walks away while Mean Gene Okerlund looks on with bewilderment* AWFChris - Ladies and Gentlemen, I must say that Forgotten will never be forgotten , ha ha ha , atleast by me anyways , I beleive we have seen it all in this show tonight but the main event between Thunder and Lucifire is about to take place! Here is Stacy for the introductions of the contestants,,,,, Stacy – Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is the ladder match for Hooverman’s contract! *Crowd cheers loudly while chanting for Thunder* Stacy – First making his way to the ring, from Death valley, he is 7 feet tall and 340 lbs, ! half of SOS, LUCIFIRE!!! *Lucifire slowly walks to the ring* Heyman- Wow! What an impressive guy this Lucifire is! Hes like a Philly Cheesesteak Supreme!!! AWFChris- This Lucifire guy is impressive alright, at 7 feet, 340 lbs, Thunder might have his hands full but I wouldn’t count Thunder out. Hes 1 crazy mofo! Heyman- Right you are Chris! He is a sucidial Enigma! Stacy- And making his way to the ring,accompanied by Shane McMahon He is a member of H-Unit and is 2-Time AWF champion, He is “The Man They Call” THUNDER!!! *Thunder makes his way to to the ring with a ladder and Shane McMahon follows* The Match starts out with a stare down between the two men. Thunder charges at Lucifire and front dropkicks him into the ropes. Lucifire comes back with a powerful clothesline. Lucifire wastes no time and goes outside and grabs a ladder. He is about to put it in the ring when Thunder goes off the ropes and kicks it right back in Lucifire’s face! Heyman- OH MY GOD! AWFChris- Good lord, Thunder just kcicked that ladder right in Lucifire’s face! Lucifire is down and Thunder is going underneath the ring and pulls out a table. He sets Lucifire on the table and climbs the ladder. He signals for a Swanton AWFChris- Hes not gonna do this! Heyman- Oh Yes he is Chris! Like I said he is a suicidal Enigma. Thunder jumps off and does a Swanton as Lucifire moves off the table and send Thunder crashing through a table Heyman- OH MY GOD!! THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A BUMP!! AWFChris- I don’t know if this match will go on any further. *Lucifire gets up and grabs the ladder and throws it into the ring. He climbs into the ring and sets it up. Shane McMahon climbs in the ring and tackles Lucifire to the ground and delievers punch after punch to Lucifire’s head. Hooverman walks to the ring and throws Shane off of Lucifire and goes outside of the ring and stands there not moving. Heyman- Im telling you chris, SOS has Hooverman under some sort of unbreakable spell because iven ever seen him like this! AWFChris- Well, I have a feeling that will change tonight! Thunder begins to get up, as does Lucifire. Lucifire starts to climb the ladder as Thunder climbs the turnbuckle and dropkicks the ladder and sends Lucifire sailing to the ground. Thunder starts to climb the ladder and almost makes it and gets a bright idea. Lucifire gets up and Thunder does a Whisper in the Wind to Lucifre. Heyman- Im telling you, is there nothing Thunder won’t do? AWFChris- Well, I can think of 1 at the moment: Switch to Decaf. Thunder gets up and starts to climb the ladder but as he gets to the top, Lucifire grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him to the mat. Lucifire grabs the ladder and slams it onto Thunder’s lifeless body. Lucifre climbs up to the top rope and goes for a body splash onto Thunder but Thunder moves out of the way and leaves Lucifre crashing into the ladder. AWFChris- Good God! A 340lb man and a ladder don’t match I tell you that much. Heyman- You said a mouthful Chris. That’s not the way a ladder was meant to be used! Thunder starts stomping away at lucifire and starts laying into him with punch after punch until Lucifre shoves Thunder across the ring. Both men are up and are grappled up and Lucifire puts Thunder into a headlock and whips him into the ropes and hits him with a Running DDT. Lucifre goes outside and tries to find a chair. Thunder gets up and slingshots himself on the ladder over the ropes and does a swanton flip onto Lucifire. Heyman- Is this wrestling or Stunt work 101? AWFChris- Well, this is insane Paul. No doubt about that! Lucifire gets up and grabs Thunder and finds a chair nearby. He grabs it and blasts Thunder with the chair! AWFChris- Good god that was a tremendous chair shot! Heyman- I thought this was a ladder match, not a TLC. Lucifire throws the dented chair on the ground and Thunder is busted wide open. AWFChris- Paul, Thunder is wearing a crimson mask! Lucifire throws Thunder in the ring and puts him on the ropes and is about to hit him It looks as if Lucifire is showing some mercy towards Thunder but then levels him with a thunderous, no pun intended, shot to the temple. Lucifire sets up the ladder and climbs it. **Hoovie is standing at ringside and ShanO Mac begins to yell at him and pushing him,** Shane is shouting - "Look at your cousin. Your cousin is being pummeled. HELP HIM DAMNIT!! **Hooverman rushes in the ring and knocks the ladder over and then runs to the back** AWFChris - Lucifire Falls out of the ring off the ladder through our announcers table and Thunder climbing that same ladder, he is winning and saving his cousins contract!!!!!! **Crisis runs down to the ring and choke slams Thunder as, The screen fades out to black** The End