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** www.americanwrestlingfederations.com ** AWF hardcorechampionship The Animal Batista vs Rick Rude The opening segment of the show featured a basic ramp which is backed by a huge American Flag. Then while people are still getting to their seats, and explosion erupts from behind the flag and out comesThe animal Batista and the show is underway! AWFChris - Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the opening show of 2006, Glory number 1!!!! Bobby Heenan - This is gonna really be a great show, there are some old feuds and a new one brewing between H-Unit and S O S a new faction in AWF that is dominating the scene! AWFChris - So true Bobby and I wanna say it is a pleasure to call matches with you at my side this year my friend, what do you think of this frst match up? Heenan - Well, I have to be honest, since Stacy Wylde isn't out here announcing their entrances, I don't know these ham and eggers in this opening match, Batista and who? Oh ya Rick Rude and Dave Perfect? This is gonna be a great match with someone gettin hurt , here , tonight, in this match, AWFChris - I get the point Bobby, here comes Aj Styles, AWFChris - he is not lookin to ready for this, almost kinda scared with good reason, he was in that brutal beating by Rude and Perfect, I think he is in the wrong place tonight! Heenan - Ya, your right, these guys are nobody to mess with Rude and Perfect. Here they come, AWFChris - There is the bell and this match is only gonna end if someone is pinned or SUbmits and the falls count anywhere! Heenan - Take it outside guys, beat the hell outta Aj with a trashcan, Yea! Hey , you , can you bring me a beer? AWFChris - There ya go Bobby get loosened up buddy, Perfect and Rude both attack Aj and they throw him out of the ring by the seat of his pants, but Batista is already pissed about something, he clotheslines both Rude and Perfect outta the ring and the only man left standing in the ring is Batista, but Rude gets up and gets back in the ring before a count of 1 is even thought of, what great action! Rude and Batista now staring each other down, Rude poses and gets boo'd by this crowd, Now Batista, posing for the crowd and they love it but OUCH, Rude clubs Batista in the back of the head and knocks him to the mat face first, Rude covers Batista! Ref - 1,2,,Noooooooo, Batista kicks out! Heenan - That was close, I think Rude was jobbed there, AWFChris, why don't you intervein here and help him out! AWFChris - Well cuz I can't do that Bobby , wouldn't be right to do such a thing, Now Perfect is back in with Rude and they working Batista over good now, Aj is laying out cold on the floor here in front of our table, is he ok? In the ring Perfect is talkin to Rude and he is pointing down at Batista, Rude knods his head and I think they are workin together here! They both pick up Batista and deliver a double body press and now down on the mat Batista is out as well, Perfect for the cover! Ref - 1 , 2 , 3, Winner! Dave Perfect!!!!!!
Rude has a Mic ,,, Rude - I told you I owed you one Dave and now that you have your payback, I want a one on one match up with you at Forgotten, what do ya say? Perfect - You got it Rick, one on one! **Crowd cheers** **fades to commercial** __________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________ Some peppy pop music starts to play and out comes STacy Wylde with a microphone.
Stacy - I am here with Hardcore Ed and , he is a hunk but some people think his speech is going to hold him back, Ed, what is your comment on that? ed-well I.. I .. I Don't carrrre whhhaaatt peoplllee thinnkkk I I I know thattt if ittt wassnntt for thhiss I wooulldd earrnn thhhei..r rEsPcT Stacy - Do you think that it is possible to gain the respect of an entire roster when you can't speak? Ed-yesss I earnnn ittt the onnneee way and that isss take any 1 innn my wayyy and beattt them forr the 3 countt **At this time, Cryptonite walks up to HCE** Cryptonite - boy hey boy speak up the crowd can't hear you you damn retard hell i bet i can tear you apart since you can't talk right i can proly beat you in the ring. I m more of a crazy bastard then you you loser Ed-heyyy whhatts the Biggg dea..
Cryptonite - shut up punk you dont have any right to speak **laughs** so listen closely speachless retard go HOME TO YOUR DAMN GRANDMA AND LET HER CHANGE YOUR DIAPERS this is my world your gonna get hurt here so go leave now boy!! Ed-youuu stuppd punkkkk basstarrdd **ed gets in cypts face** **ed gets a insane look as he punches cypt in to the head and does a DDt into the floor and stares at him with a simle** Ed-yoouu got aaa fighhtt punnkk against meee if you thhinnkk you cann wWWwiiinn!!!! ____________________________________________________________ AWF Supermen, beware,
Cryptonite is coming soon...... ____________________________________________________________ AWFChris - Yes ladies and gentlemen, Cryptonite is coming and you can read about his story and all the other new superstars coming to AWF in Glory Magazine in stores now! Bobby, I have to ask what you think about this upcoming street fight match up between Steve Austin, Riotist and Bloodspawn? Bobby - I am scared of that Bloodspawn, I don't think he is stable. I heard he is really Jason X and that guy is way scary, as for Riotist, he is a no show, even if he is here tonight I can't see him having much of an impact on this match but Steve Austin, if he is drunk even Bloodspawn is in trouble ! Stacy - This next match is out in the parking lot because it is a street fight, the contestants are outside, Bloodspawn, Steve Austin and Riotist!!! AWFChris - This match determines who will face Matt Hardy at Forgotten, our first 2006 ppv. WOW,Another great main event type match here , on Glory for you the audience to see at NO CHARGE!!! Heenan - Here we go, VIOLENCE! Riotist is running around like a scared chicken, bouncing off everything and he just ran into the Rattlesnake, Oh My God, Steve Austin is lookin at a fried bird and lickin his chops, he grabs Riotist and pushes him into the chain link fence and Riotist bounces off into a Stunner by Austin ! Cover! Ref -1-2---nooooo AWFChris - Bloodspawn has a tire iron and he hits Austin in the back of the head with it knocking him cold and he covers him, can count 100 Austin is out cold! Ref - 1-2-3 Winner Bloodspawn! AWFChris - Wait a min, that is Lucifire, what the hell is going on out there? **The camera goes down and to no picture at all, just fuzz.** AWFChris - I am sorry folks , get a camera workin back there please! **Just then the lights go out and 76 choir begins to play and Blue lighting is everywhere and out comes Lucifire and he is extatic, as is Crisis** Heenan - Chris, run, get up and get out of here , this is not worth it man! **Heenan leaves quickly but AWFChris stays** AWFChris - Ok, I am alone now and will bring you this awkward situation, Steve Austin is missing and now S O S is out here and Lucifire and Crisis are praising the heaven s and MY GOD NO, Steve Austin is,,is,,is,,No God no, he is on a cross of some kind folks, he has been crucifide!!!!!!
**The crowd is in awww as the rattlesnake hangs from a cross over the American Flag.** Crisis - Ha ha ha ha ha ha, Look, Look people Look!! That is your Sherriff up there!! Another HUnit hero, takin down by S O S , AWF is in trouble and there is only one thing you can say about it, S O S ...... HA ha ha ha ha ha ha.... **Crisis raises his arms and drops them**
** Just then Here comes the Money starts to play **
**Crowd is goin nuts!** Shano - Hey man, this isn't right what your doing here and I will be pressing formal charges to investigate what you guys are doing here, I mean c'mon, a sacrifice, the only thing gettin sacrificed here tonight is your asses , Thunder and I are comin to get ya ,,,,,, right NOW! **Thunder and ShanO rush S O S and they start throwin punches and more punches and finally Crisis and Lucifire are both at a disadvantage and they roll out of the ring to escape the beating** AWFChris - YES, Team AWF HUnit is in control of the ring in what may be the most important match of HUnits existance with 2 of its members Hooverman and Steve Austin down due to S O S Spells and sacrifices! The only thing I can say is that the AWF has been a differant place since S O S arrived and I wish now I would have heeded the words of Crisis when he tried to warn us, Lucifire is in the ring to start with Thunder and Thunder is bouncing around the ring , off the ropes and Drop kick to Lucifires chest and Thunder knocks the big man to the floor and he is Hot! **Crowd cheers loudly ** AWFChris - Since I am alone I must appoligize to you for Bobby Heenan just walking out but he was just so damn scared as we all were , he had to go for his own safety and I don't hold this against him in any way because it is a crazy situation, Now Lucifire is back in the ring and he locks up with Thunder who tries to power with the big man but he is nailed in the top of the head by :Lucifires huge right arm, now S O S is in control and that is not good. Crisis now the legally tagged in member of S OS and he wrenches Thunders arm into an arm bar and Thunder is in agony , pure pain is his diet at this moment IN COMES SHANO and Shane, drops his right elbow into Crisis jaw knocking the big man for a loop and keeping him down long enough for Thunder to get loose, WOW, that was outta nowhere , Shane McMahon is one of the bravest men I think I know! **Lucifire is waving to the back and out comes Hooverman and a couple of hooded Minions come out from the back.**
AWFChris - We have a peir 6 brawl now both teams in the ring and Hooverman and 2 S O S thugs in there and Shano and Thunder are keepin their ground, I am about to lose my voice , this is so outta control!!!!! **Just then Thunder is running and he leaps head first at Hooverman and flies over the ring top rope missing Hoover and he hits the announcer table then AWFChris knocking AWFChris out and going unconscious himself, Lucifire and Crisis both have Shane in the ring and then out from the back comes Hardcore Ed, heruns to the ring and slides in on his belly and up to his feet then clotheslines both Lucifire and Crisis knocking them both on their face and Shane is sitting down on the mat looking up at Ed and he is wiping blood from his lip as the camera fades to black.** ______________________________________________________________ **end** www.americanwrestlingfederations.com ______________________________________________________________ | |||||||||
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