"The Greatest Hype Man in Sports Entertainment" Alex Classic has a sit-down interview with NEW AWF World Heavyweight Champion "The Rocker" Justin Hoover
Phreak vs. Dave Perfect
AWF President Shane McMahon makes an announcment regarding the main event for AWF's next PPV, AWF Barbed Wire Bash III ------------------------------------------------------------------ MAIN EVENT
TheMan vs. Randy Orton AWF U.S. Championship NO DQ Street Fight
Card Results
“This Is EXTREME! Y2K” hits the PA as Tazz, Tommy Dreamer, and J.R. come out to do commentary. Then, a voice over is heard.
Voice: “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Please welcome, “The Greatest Hype Man in Sports Entertainment,” ALEX CLASSIC!”
Alex runs out and is pumped up, as always. A mic comes down from the rafters as Alex grabs it and jumps on the turnbuckle.
Alex: “ARE YOU READY FOR SOME AWF GLORY ACTION!??!!!!!???!!?!!”
He jumps off and as soon as he does a huge explosion goes off and we are underway.
JR: “Hello and welcome to AWF Glory V. My name is Jim Ross and with me as always is Tazz and Tommy Dreamer.”
Dreamer: “Thank you JR and I am pumped to get underway!”
Tazz: “Not for nothing, but I wanna see someone get beat up tonight!”
JR: “Well, there’s gonna be no problem with that. Look at what our first match is!”
Alex: “The first match is scheduled for one-fall and it is a Hardcore Match. Making his way to the ring accompanied by Hassan Fidel Hussein, from Punjab, India….He Is…….THE GREAT KHALI!!!”
Hassan: “The AWF will never be the Same! Khali is going on a rampage and no one will stop him, especially infidels like The Hardy Boyz!”
Alex: “Next, making their way to the ring from Cameron, North Carolina….They are the newly-crowned AWF Tag Team Champions, as per from the office of Shane McMahon, they are Matt & Jeff……THE HARDY BOYZ!!”
JR: “This is gonna be a slobber-knocker, that’s for sure!”
Tazz: “JR, sometimes I can barely make out what you’re sayin’ but I agree with you here!”
The bell rings and both Hardy brothers dash at Khali and Khali shoves both of them down to the ground. Khali picks Jeff up and tosses him over the top rope. Matt dashes at Khali again and is hit with a slap to the head. Jeff gets to his feet but is knocked unconscious by Hassan with the aid of a steel chair. Khali picks Matt up but Matt counters into a low-blow. Matt runs off the ropes and gets Khali down with a single clothesline.
Dreamer: “Geez, Matt knocked Khali down in one try!”
JR: “That’s no easy feet, I can guaran-damn-tee you of that!”
Matt takes his shirt off and gets on the top rope and signals for a legdrop. He holds up his hands and gives us a “V1” hand gesture.
Matt grabs Khali and sets him up for a Twist of Fate but Hassan jumps on the turnbuckle and hits Matt with a heel kick from the turnbuckle. Khali regains composure and grabs Matt by the throat and hits a double-handed chokeslam. Khali and Hassan taunt the crowd as Jeff gets up on a turnbuckle and nails both with a Whisper in the Wind. Hassan and Khali go rolling to the outside. Jeff follows and sets both on an announcer’s table.
JR: “OH GOD JEFF! DON’T DO IT JEFF!”
Tazz: “Now THIS Is going to the Extreme!”
Jeff singlas and goes for a Swanton Bomb but Khali and Hassan move while Jeff is in mid-air. Jeff goes crashing through the table. Khali and Hassan get back in the ring as Matt is trying to get up. The referee tries to stop Khali from getting to Matt but Hassan shoves the referee to the ground. The ref gets up and calls for the bell.
Alex: “As from request from AWF Senior Referee Bill Smith, this match has been called. Your winners are Matt and Jeff….The Hardy Boyz!”
Khali grabs Matt and gives him yet another double-handed chokeslam. Hassan goes over to Jeff and counts a 3-count. Hassan then grabs a mic.
Hassan: “You Infidels! Look! I have won one of your precious AWF Title Belts. I am your NEW AWF Hardcore Champion and I dedicate this belt to Allah himself. An no man will Allah, me, or The Great Khali from dominating the AWF!! HAHAHAHA!!!”
All of a sudden, the lights go out. Then, this video plays over the Skyn-Tron
Hassan becomes distraught and drags Khali to the back as the crowd goes crazy. We cut to a commercial break -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We come back to see Alex sitting in a chair in the middle of the ring with an empty chair sitting next to him and the AWF World Heavyweight Championship belt around his shoulder.
Alex: “Hello Wrestling Fans! Welcome back to AWF Glory V. Please Welcome our NEW AWF World Heavyweight Champion…..”The Rocker” Justin Hoover!!”
Alex: “Justin, here’s your title belt. You earned it! *hands belt to Justin* First thing I have to ask you, what is it like to finally end your journey on becoming AWF World Champion?”
Justin: *Scratches beard* “Well, Alex…….It feels pretty phenomenal. I mean, I defeated the biggest, meanest, and toughest opponents in the AWF, maybe even the entire E-Fedding community and left every time with my hand raised as the victor. It’s an incredible feeling.”
Alex: “Well, your journey certainly wasn’t an easy one. I mean, you defeated Phreak, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Dave Perfect, The Great Khali, AND Randy Orton. That was no easy task, I’m sure.
Justin: “Your absolutely right but it’s a wonder what you can do when your in the right mindset. I mean, I have been more focused now than I have ever been in my whole career. It’s like the new mindset came along when I decided to throw all the gimmicks surrounding me and just been myself. Look what it got me. A second reign as AWF World Heavyweight Champion.
Alex: “Yes, I’m loving it. Simply loving it. Now, Justin, when is your next title defense and who is it going to be against?”
Justin: “Hell, Alex, Even I don’t know that but Shane-O did tell me that my first defense will be at Barbed Wire Bash III and that we would all find out the rest when he makes his announcement tonight.”
Alex: “I certainly can’t wait for that. Is there anything else you would like to share?”
Justin: “Yeah, I’d like to share something. Ever since I rejoined AWF, I have been consumed with 1 thing: regaining the AWF World Title and now I have it. It’s my second reign as AWF World Heavyweight Champion and, this time, I don’t plan on it ending anytime soon. So, to anyone who wants to take this title away from me…….Game ON!”
Alex: “The following match is scheduled for one fall…..”
“Here Comes The Money” hits the PA as AWF President Shane McMahon makes his way to ringside, doing his normal dancing and such
Shane: “I have decided to cancel the match between Phreak and Dave Perfect because neither man had any interest in competing, or if they did, had a hell of a way of showing me. So, with that match out of the way, that leaves me plenty of time to make a few announcements regarding AWF Barbed Wire Bash III. First, let’s go through the card. We are going to have a match between two individuals who I see have a great deal of enthusiasm in competing here in the AWF. The first match will be the returning CM Punk vs. the also returning Disyplince!”
Crowd goes nuts and it takes Shane-O a while to regain control over the crowd
Shane: “Next up would have been a rematch from tonight but seeing as this situation happened, I made a match that both of them better damn well had been interested in, seeing as how both of their jobs depend on it. Phreak vs. Dave Perfect will take place at AWF Barbed Wire Bash III but, if neither man makes any attempt to RP, then both men will be FIRED ON THE SPOT!”
Crowd goes dead silent as the seriousness of the last match showed itself.
Shane: “Now…onto the Main Event. It Will Be The Great Khali! It will be Jeff Hardy! It will be Matt Hardy! It will be AWF US Champion TheMan! And Oh Yes…..It will be AWF World Heavyweight Champion “The Rocker” Justin Hoover…and they all will compete in a 5-Man….1 Fall to a finish…No DQ….No Submission…..No Count-Out……No KO……. A Clockwork Orange House of Fun Match! What exactly is that? Well, the idea is simple, if explained correctly. There is an endless supply of weapons and different foreign objects. There is cage fencing everywhere. There are NO RULES…..There will be blood……There will be sweat…..There will be tears……There will be Ultra-Violence…There will be……….BARBED WIRE!!”
Shane drops the mic as the crowd is estatic. They are chanting “AWF! AWF! AWF! AWF!” as we cut to commercial break.
JR: “Welcome back and what a night! What a bombshell announcement from Shane McMahon!
Dreamer: “You got that right! I’ve never seen such a main event! I mean you got The Great Khali, The Hardy Boyz, TheMan, AND Justin Hoover!”
Tazz: “Man, AWF Barbed Wire Bash III looks to me to be one hell of a night! Let’s go down to Alex Classic for our main event tonight”
Alex: “The Following match is a No Disqualification match for the AWF United States Championship. First, making his way from Dexter, Iowa he is the AWF United States Champion…..TheMan!!!”
Tazz: “Why dosen’t TheMan have the US belt with him?!”
JR: “I spoke to TheMan earlier and he said he didn’t want to see the belt until he proved to everyone that he was deserving to have the belt and, by defeating Randy Orton tonight, in his mind he would have proved himself a TRUE champion.”
Dreamer: “TheMan has always been about tradition, honor, and respect. That’s NOT what we can say about the FORMER AWF World Champion Randy Orton!”
Alex: “Next, making his way from St. Louis, Missouri, He is the Legend Killer……Randy Orton!”
JR: “Oh God! Look at that! The pompous bastard didn’t even dress to compete tonight!”
Tazz: “JR, don’t jump to conclusions! Maybe he didn’t dress out because this match is nothing more than a street fight!”
Randy gets in the ring and grabs a mic. He looks TheMan straight in the eye.
Randy: “Manny, listen bro, I didn’t come out here to fight you. The last thing I wanna do is have me taking your US Title away from you coming between our friendship, which is what would happen if I DID come out here to fight you. I came out here to inform everyone of something. Yes, Justin Hoover did beat me at Fear II and damn near crippled me in the process. He was the better man that night. Yes, I am intimidated by TheMan and his legacy. I’m not alone in that sentiment, I’m sure. I came out here to inform everyone that tonight will be my last night as an AWF Superstar. Yes, I am leaving the AWF, a place I have called home since it’s inception. It’s been one hell of a run, but now, I have come to a point in my career where I want to do other things besides wrestling. Acting, Singing, hell becoming a monk. Manny, I want you to be the first to know this………..You and each and every one of these fans……can SUCK MY *bleep* !!!!”
With this, TheMan attacks Orton, delivering right hand after right hand to Orton as if Orton has just insulted his mother. TheMan sets up for a Hostile Takeover but Orton slips out of the ring and taunts TheMan as he makes his way up the ramp. All of a sudden, Justin Hoover appears behind Randy. Orton backs right up into Justin, who smiles and delivers a thunderous right hand that sends Orton backwards. Justin grabs Randy and throws him back into the ring. TheMan grabs Orton and nails a Hostile Takeover. Justin gets into the ring and picks Orton up and nails a Down to Earth (Styles Clash) as Orton gets busted open. TheMan and Justin pick Orton up and double clothesline him over the top rope. Justin goes underneath the ring and pulls out 2 belts. Justin puts the AWF World Heavyweight Championship over his own shoulder and put the AWF US Title over TheMan’s shoulder. Both men raise their arms high in the air. Then both raise the Devil Horns. The shows ends as Justin and TheMan celebrate AWF supremacy in the middle of the AWF ring with all of the AWF fans screaming and applauding.
