*"Word Up" by Korn hits and The new AWF US Champion Hooverman comes out to a standing ovation. He has some form of documents in his hands as well as the AWF US Title. He grabs a mic* Yo Yo Yo chill Chill. Look, I gots some improtant things to address. First, Genocide, i'd like you to come down to this ring for a minute. *Genocide's Music hits as Genocid makes his way down to the ring* Look Gene, at Barbed Wire Bash, that was on hell of a match man. I wanna shake your hand G. *Puts hand out. Geneocide looks a bit reluctant but shakes Hooverman's hand* Yo yo Gene and Hoovie on the same page!!! *Crowd goes nuts as Genocide leaves* I have 2 more things to address. And thats the NOC Battle Royal-type match. I gotta go up against Demon, "Yo ass better call somebody!!!" Yo ass better call a hospital after I'm done with ya! Edge, a guy who fucks other people's girlfriends and acts like nothin is wrong until you mention him on the Internet. You think Matt Hardy's comin after ya, you have no idea Edge. Goldberg, I think Rip Van Winkle said it best, SNOOORRREEE!!! ZZZZZZZZZ!!!! You're boring Goldberg. I go to sleep when you wrestle. It's like watching paint dry. I'd rather watch your show AutoManiac than watch you wrestle. TheMan, I got nothing but respect for you home boy but at NOC, there is no firends. All there is is 5 guys in there, giving it all they can for the AWF World Title. Now, i got 1 other thing to address. As you all know there's been some rumors floatin' 'round that Thunder got killed. Well, he didnt. It's all just rumors. He told me that he was taking an Absence Without Leave and stripping himself of the AWF World title. I thought he was crazy. So, thats when the rumors started buzzing around. Well, with Thunder gone, Im gonna need Shane-O to come out here!! *"Here Comes the money" hits as Shane McMahon struts his way to ringside* Hey yo Shane-O whats up man. Look, You're one of the founding members of H-Unit right? Well, What I have here is your AWF Contract given to me by AWFChris. He told me he was gonna fire you unless I had something to say about it and I did. If anyone is gonna fire my best friend,....IT'S GONNA BE ME!!!! *Tears Contract Up* Consider yourself unemployed by AWF! And, Here's a little parting gift! *Throws a haymaker at Shane-O and knocks him down and gets on top of him and starts throwing punches after punches onto Shane-O. Then Hoover gets a chair and starts pummeling Shane with it. He puts the chair on the ground and picks up Shane for the F-U He nails it on to the chair. He then goes anfd gets a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire and hits Shane numerous times with it and slashes his face with it* H-UNIT IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!! H-UNIT IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! H-UNIT IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Crowd is silent as Hooverman walks out of the AWF Arena distraught*